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  • Michael

    Photo number 8 has really fucked me up! Fortunately my therapist was able to fit me in for an emergency session. Queerty, you will be hearing from my lawyers Monday morning! PTS is no laughing matter! LOL!

  • Aaron J.

    WTF is going on in #3?

  • Shaniqua Ubangi

    Wouldn’t be surprised. It’s call being behind the times.

  • headbang8

    If Borat had to make the mankini famous, he could at least have chosen a better colour.

  • Dick

    How did that one guy find one that wasn’t green? The yellow wasn’t much better, but it was different.

  • Jack

    why do they only come in that horrible color?

  • lessthan

    We must ignore the disasters and marvel at its successes. I’m all for hot guys wearing mankinis. If I must put up with the occasional shock picture as a price, so be it.

  • HYHYBT

    @Jack: Given that the whole point of the thing is to draw attention to how awful it looks, wouldn’t fluorescent green be the best color for the purpose?

  • Rich

    Number 3 YUM…. and same with #12…. who is that though??? (number 12 that is)

  • mr

    guy # 3 and 11 are super hot….even with that odd mankini on

  • dk

    Who knew a marble bag with suspenders would become so popular? If Mayer wanted to sniff one, (14), they should have thrown up one of the ones the guys wore in the marathons.. Skid marks and ball sweat!

  • CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY

    @Aaron J.: Yes! What in the good lords name is going on? Who told this mofo to put on his mankini during a volcanic eruption?

  • CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY

    I love the SIDEEYE that asian boy is giving on PIC 13.
    I bet he’s thinking: “Oh Hell NAH! No He didn’t!”

  • Lance Rockland

    Where can you buy one of those suckers?

    Is there some mankini web site?

  • Monica Roberts

    What about those of us whose surgical scars leave us as what is classified as “ambiguous genitalia?”

    Where do WE go for swimwear?

    This encroaches beyond the need of well-fitting shoes. (Sigh)

  • sohan

    @Aaron J.: Clearly it is some sort of ‘triathlon’/obstacle race type thing that is going on and I am guessing NOT a volcanic eruption as it may seem in the first look. There is a guy in more ‘traditional’ racing attire with a number on his shirt and also there are what seems to be spectator stands behind them, if my eyesight isn’t failing.

    I have a question though – What’s up with the fact that most of these guys decided to run races after throwing on a mankini? Is it like that special swimsuit which gives the wearer an unfair advantage???

  • bodacious boi

    If anyone needs proof that Western civilization is finished, the Mankini, in that dreadful color, should do it. I can’t believe that these eyes, that have witnessed so much beauty, have like … seen this crap! Aaaaaagh!

  • Jon from Maine

    One of the pop-up ads I got while viewing these fabulous fashion statements was for an anti-gay marriage bill in Maine. It asked for support of “traditional” marriage in Maine… How are they able to advertize here? These assholes are everywhere….

  • Malph

    If you think this is a gallery you should see the pics at http://www.internationalmankinichallenge.com!

    I agree with the blog post though, the Mankini has been embraced by the everyman – even though it´s far from pretty!

  • Lovesdaddys

    Number 8 made me so horny I just had to masterbate to it wish he was my daddy

  • Hot penid

    I’ve got one of these but the fronts a bit too small so I can’t really use it

  • LARRYBMOVIE

    What exactly is the fashion statement being made here? “I’m a dick”?

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