The Dentist Appointment: A Father’s Nightmare

dentistLast week, C.J. had to have a small dental procedure done that required him to go under anesthesia.  Of course his dad and I were a nervous wreck the weeks and days leading up to the morning of the 7am appointment.

The night before, we fed C.J. a big dinner and dessert because he wouldn’t be able to eat for at least 15 hours.  We gave him a bath with Strawberry Shortcake bubble bath and tucked him into bed wearing his favorite Disney Princess nightgown.

My alarm went off extra early in the morning.  I turned it off and rolled over to wake up C.J.’s Dad.  He was staring at me with big, bright eyes that startled me.

“What?!” I said/asked/gasped.

“I had the worst dream last night,” he said.

“What was it about?”

Mural from the dentist's office...I had a dream that when C.J. woke up from the anesthesia he liked boy stuff.  That he was gender-conforming.”

“Why is that a bad dream?” I asked.  It seemed like a weird dream, but not a “bad” one.

Because that’s not my boy. My boy likes girl stuff,” he explained. He then recalled the dream for me:

We went to the dentist and I was holding him and they gave him the shot and he went under.

We waited for like an hour-and-a-half and they came out to tell us that he was coming to and we went back to be with him. We walked in and he was coming out of it and he said ‘Hey Dad, what’s up?’  He said it just like his brother says it. I was stroking his head and he looked down and saw that he was wearing his Disney Princess nightgown and he asked ‘Why did you dress me in this? Why am I wearing this?’  He was really mad.

I told him that he was wearing it because it was his favorite nightgown and he kept getting more and more fired up.  He wanted another shirt. He wanted a boy’s shirt.  He was pissed off and didn’t even want to ride home with the nightgown on.

He totally wasn’t himself.  His mannerisms were all boy, like his brother.

I kept asking you and the dentist if he was okay, if he was fine.  The dentist told me that the procedure was a total success.  I said that it wasn’t, that he was totally different. I got upset because something was wrong.  He was not acting like himself.  And you and the dentist were downplaying it.

‘What’s wrong with him?! What’s wrong with him?!’ I started yelling.  And, you asked if I was happy because the anesthesia got him out of his gender-nonconforming phase and that he was normal now.

I grabbed you and said ‘he’s not effing normal now, not like this!’

I was so pissed because people kept saying that now he was normal and fine. I yelled at the dentist, ‘What did you do to my effing kid!?’ and everybody was looking at me like I was crazy.  You and the dentist kept saying that I should be happy that he liked boy stuff now.  But I was yelling and so pissed off asking what they had done to my son.

It wasn’t him.  He had changed.  To me that wasn’t ‘normal.’  C.J. is normal the way he is.

My boy likes girl stuff.  That’s his normal. My boy likes girl toys and girl clothes and saying things like ‘Ohh, heyyyy’ and ‘Drama-bomb!’  I don’t know what I would do now if he changed and started liking boy stuff. I don’t want him to change.”

He finished telling me about his dream and we stared at each other.

photo 1“Oh, baby, it’s going to be fine.  He’s not going to change,” I said.  What if my husband was clairvoyant?  What if the anesthesia was going to make our gender-nonconforming boy conform?

I couldn’t bear to think about him changing either.

Three hours later C.J. woke up from the anesthesia. He got upset when the dentist gave him a “boy’s toothbrush” instead of a “girl’s toothbrush.”  When we got home he gathered his Barbie dolls and Monster High girls to comfort him as he watched old episodes of iCarly.

He was and still is gender-nonconforming. The anesthesia didn’t change him.  My husband is not a clairvoyant. For all of those things, and so much more, I am a very thankful mama.  There was a time when all we wanted was for C.J. to conform to traditional gender norms.  Now, the thought of him doing so doesn’t feel right.

It feels like a bad dream.