Barker's Drum Stick

The First 23 Blink 182 Lyrics We Thought Of When We Saw Drummer Travis Barker’s Naked Pics

We weren’t really sure what we were in for when we logged on to MediaTakeOut’s website and clicked through to see which rock star has “JANK The Size Of a MICROPHONE!!” Lo and behold, there was, apparently, Travis Barker’s manaconda and naked torso in all its tatted glory. (Barker’s legal team has apparently just coerced MediaTakeOut into removing the very NSFW pics but we trust that with some slight digging you can find them on your own.)

While we don’t know how much “Blink” bandmates Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge involved him in the songwriting process, evidently “All The Small Things” and the “it doesn’t seem to matter that I’m lacking in the bulge” lyrics from “Josie” weren’t references to Barker’s own drum stick.

Since we can no longer actually check out the image, we decided to come up with a sampling of 23 other lyrics from Blink-182 songs that were evoked when we set eyes on Barker’s well-groomed weapon.

“I can’t go on sucking on my thumb” – Marlboro Man

“I never dreamed that I’d spend my days staring at some tube” – TV

“I would do anything and that’s what scares me so bad” – Strings

“My mind wander as I’m trying not to fall in love with you” – 21 Days

“My salamander has hygiene too” – My Pet Sally

“I’d much rather be riding prone” – Toast & Bananas

“There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand” – M+M’s

“He has fun fun fun and you might call him a whore, but just look where he’s at cuz he is the one that scores” – Touchdown Boy

“Her dad is big and I’ve never seen his face” – Voyeur

“Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum” – Degenerate

“This world’s an ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me” – Going Away to College

“I would like to find him Friday night, hanging out with mom and trying on his father’s tights” – Dysentery Gary

“I’ll take, one lift, your ride, best trip” – All The Small Things

“He took the seat off his own bike because the way it felt, he wants to bone, this I know” – Mutt

“It shines so bright it blinds me” – Online Songs

“I guess it’s only the men, who get fucked now and again” – Time To Break Up

“Did he hold you ‘till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellate him” – When You Fucked Grandpa

“Our breathing has got too loud (I’m feeling this), show me the bedroom floor (I’m feeling this), show me the bathroom mirror (I’m feeling this)” – Feeling This

“This is the first (thing I remember), now it’s the last (thing on my mind) – Stockholm Syndrome

“Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you, always, kiss you, taste you, all night, always” – Always

“She creeps up like a spider, and wants you deep inside her” – Snake Charmer

“I will go down as your lover, your friend, give me your lips and with one kiss we begin” – I’m Lost Without You

“When the night will begin, the pain it won’t end” – Even If She Falls

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