Holiday Queens

The Five Gayest Things That Happened This Thanksgiving

3. Somebody at ABC Decided to Give Lady Gaga a Thanksgiving Special

Gay sainte Lady of the Gaga went on the air to have a good cry with lesbo-coiffed Katie Couric and sing duets with lizard-whisperer Tony Bennett. She even posed nude for a sketch that will appear in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair and cooked a deep-fried turkey and waffles with openly gay chef Art Smith. “A Very Gay-gay Thanksgiving” indeed.