The Gay Husband Test

We were just visiting Gawker and came across this post.

It seems that a local Fox News affiliate followed in the the Newscorp tradition of serious investigative journalism to answer the age-old question: “Is your husband a total cocksucker?”, complete with video and scientifically proven check-list.

While we won’t republish the entire check-list, here’s our favorite: “Your husband is repulsed by normal sexual activity.”

Gee, thanks Fox.

Related: Is My Hubbie A Homo?

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