ANATOMY CLASS

The Gay Pimp Daddy And His Stripper Nerds Study Studly Student Bodies

School’s almost back in session and Johnny McGovern (aka The Gay Pimp Daddy) has stopped loving on Rose from Golden Girls to direct his attention to sexy nerds in this NSFW-ish video. We don’t know about you, but the dorks in our high school’s chess club never had perfectly chiseled bodies or tattoos above their crotches, but maybe that’s what we get for attending a public school with an under-funded physical education program.

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15 Comments

  • Pickles

    OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!

    “Don’t fall in love with a Homo” was my first love
    “Somethin’ for the Fellas” lead me astray.
    “Sexy Nerd”, I can’t quit you!

  • Chip

    Blech. Every new McGovern video is worse than the last one.

  • Anonymous

    Hypocrite. Sings “I don’t need no muscle jock” in an all-jock video.

  • Spike

    Curious. Just looked like a gym bunnie twinks dressed up to look like nerds.

    Please tell me that no one pays for this crap on itunes.

  • QJ201

    How long can JM keep up this shtick before it becomes creepy, e.g., middle aged man lusting after twinks.

  • Xien

    @Anonymous:

    Meh. To be fair, some nerds do have hard bodies.

  • Jase

    Meh. Though the nerd playing the video game at 2:43 cracked me up, that was pretty cute

  • Gross

    This video is just stupid

  • LWWood

    Wow, tough crowd… what, did JM shoot your cat or something? It’s a silly, frivolous video, and that is all it’s meant to be. Stop being so cynical and critical and develop a sense of fun. Jeez.

  • ChadNYC

    If nerds had bodies like the guys in the video then they wouldn’t be nerds. It would have been a better video and made a statement if the guys cast were actual nerds with thin or pudgy bodies.

  • George412

    @QJ201:
    I think he hit the creep factor circa 2005.

  • Paco

    @ChadNYC: No they’d be geeks. Geeks are different than nerds. Geeks and nerds have a tendency of not getting a long cuz nerds have non functioning social skills. And I agree these boys are more than likely just rocking geek chic which is a smack in the face to all the real sexy nerds out there….excuse me as I daydream about one.

  • TommyOC

    Gay Pimp is a guilty pleasure of mine. I’m not saying his videos are good – nor are his songs – but his, erm, passion, for his, erm, subjects, makes him and his work somewhat endearing.

    I’m only saddened that the Gay Pimp has gone a little bear/cubish over the years. Before you flame, just know I understand that’s a big plus for some of you readers… but me, I liked the Pimp that straddled the “fine” line between jock, twink, and nerd.

    Still, love seeing a new entry from the guy. Thought his enthusiasm had faded for a bit there.

  • B-Rock

    Nerds can totally have hard bodies! It is a state of mind.

    Some of the buffest guys I know are totally awkward D&D-playing, Annals of Science-reading nerds, they’re just not the same dudes that are at the dance club all the time. In fact, I’d wager that it’s the same sort of antisocial, self-consciousness that leads someone to the fluorescent lights of the gym as it does to the internet avatar.

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