The Gays of Foursquare

Whether you believe Foursquare is for suckers is up to you. So goes the argument: Only annoying people who believe 1 and 0s represented actual accomplishments use the thing. You get some joy out of letting others know the places you’ve been (or, having cheated, merely been in the vicinity of and “checked-in” there anyway)? Fine. But that’s not the real reason to keep the Foursquare app off your iPhones and BlackBerrys. It’s because when you use Foursquare to let the world know you’re at the Boom Boom Room, well, this is you: