The Gayssip: Anderson Cooper LOLs

• Watching Anderson Cooper giggle with Jon Stewart about Angelina Jolie‘s hotness is like watching Ellen DeGeneres fawn over Jesse Metcalfe.

• Sure, Ryan Seacrest, you’re totally into girls — even if Vince Vaughn is “at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!” [Wizbang Pop]

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is looking for a premiere gay role to really take his career to the next level. ‘Cause the fag he played in 1998’s Velvet Goldmine wasn’t socially important enough. [Towleroad]