The Giving Tree Would Never Have Ended Up an Old Stump If It Had a Sassy Gay Friend
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We’ve gone from characters in literary fiction to Bible players and now inanimate plant objects, but Sassy Gay Friend’s work isn’t done until he saves The Giving Tree, who needs a self-esteem boost, stat!
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@That Bitch Téa Delgado: It’s not funny if you don’t understand the references. Shel Silverstein’s children’s books are incredibly popular. It’s illogical to say that it’s bad because you haven’t heard of it — that’s on you.
@That Bitch Téa Delgado: It’s not funny if you don’t understand the references. Shel Silverstein’s children’s books are incredibly popular. It’s illogical to say that it’s bad because you haven’t heard of it, that’s on you.
Ugh, every touchy feely kindergarten teacher read that damn book to their class. Then when the students…because we were reasonable would complain about the man taking everything we would have it explained to us how giving is better blah blah blah. Glad somebody is mocking it, even if the clip wasn’t that funny. As far as “That Bitch Téa Delgado” never being forced to read it…you got off easy!
@Jason Dancin’: Why don’t you do something about it and make your own youtube channel eithar that or shut the front door-leave the back one open though, lol.
It was funny, however I never read the book as I missed k-2 in the US 😛
@Jason Dancin’: Why don’t you do something about it and make your own youtube channel eithar that or shut the front door – leave the back one open though, lol.
It was funny, however I never read the book as I missed k-2 in the US 😛
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Jason
Shark has been jumped.
That Bitch Téa Delgado
Yep, gotta agree with Jason: if he’s using children’s books I’ve never heard of, he’s getting desperate. And it wasn’t even funny this time.
Jorge
@That Bitch Téa Delgado: It’s not funny if you don’t understand the references. Shel Silverstein’s children’s books are incredibly popular. It’s illogical to say that it’s bad because you haven’t heard of it — that’s on you.
Jorge
@That Bitch Téa Delgado: It’s not funny if you don’t understand the references. Shel Silverstein’s children’s books are incredibly popular. It’s illogical to say that it’s bad because you haven’t heard of it, that’s on you.
Cam
Ugh, every touchy feely kindergarten teacher read that damn book to their class. Then when the students…because we were reasonable would complain about the man taking everything we would have it explained to us how giving is better blah blah blah. Glad somebody is mocking it, even if the clip wasn’t that funny. As far as “That Bitch Téa Delgado” never being forced to read it…you got off easy!
fredo777
hahaha
“A torso boat?!”
“Oh, that’s a little too much…”
Fantastic.
Ogre Magi
@Cam: I agree with you. I don’t know why that book is so popular among touchy feely types. I loved the sassy gay friend parody though.
fredo777
haha How is he desperate for referencing a hugely popular children’s book just b/c you haven’t read it? >_>
s_b
Oh man, I always hated that book!
Jason Dancin'
This is why I get disappointed in the pool of gay people I see. Where are the masculine guys?
Jason Dancin'
To each his own I guess.
Mike L.
@Jason Dancin’: Why don’t you do something about it and make your own youtube channel eithar that or shut the front door-leave the back one open though, lol.
It was funny, however I never read the book as I missed k-2 in the US 😛
Mike L.
@Jason Dancin’: Why don’t you do something about it and make your own youtube channel eithar that or shut the front door – leave the back one open though, lol.
It was funny, however I never read the book as I missed k-2 in the US 😛