While conservatives may be intent on getting back to America’s puritanical roots, at least one white supremacist is looking to the future.
John Abarr, one of Montana’s most notorious Ku Klux Klan leaders, says he’s recruiting members for an all-new, all-inclusive KKK, one that will not discriminate against people because of their race, religion or sexual orientation, the Great Falls Tribune reports.
“The KKK is for a strong America,” Abarr told the newspaper. “White supremacy is the old Klan. This is the new Klan.”
Abarr is calling the group the Rocky Mountain Knights. The non-discriminatory chapter of the KKK will seek to fight against a “new world order,” whatever that means. Members will still be required to wear the creepy white robes and hoods and participate in “secret rituals,” but they will not longer burn down churches or lynch people.
Abarr says he hopes to partner with the NAACP, calling it “a really good organization.”
“I don’t feel we need to be separate,” he said.
Naturally, KKK leaders are not pleased with him. Embracing blacks and gays, they say, is like spitting in the faces of their hate group’s founding fathers.
“That man’s going against everything the bylaws of the constitution of the KKK say,” Bradley Jenkins, the KKK’s “imperial wizard,” said. “He’s trying to hide behind the KKK to further his political career.”
Human Rights leaders are also not sure what to make of it.
Rachel Carroll-Rivas, co-director of the Montana Human Rights Network, said if Abarr really wants to form an inclusive organization, he should reconsider his approach.
“They know that their beliefs aren’t popular, so they try to appear moderate. I think it’s just a farce,” she said. “If John Abarr was actually reformed, he could drop the label of the KKK.”
But Abarr says he hopes people will “give him a chance.” If they only got to know him, he claims, they would see he’s ready to lead the KKK in a different, more loving direction.
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Stache99
Hate is as much a part of the KKK as peanut butter is to nuts. You can’t separate them.
Paul Nadolski
When I was a kid, they were listed in the Florence, AL phone book under “KKK” in bold type. Really can’t see this taking off…
Chris
What next? The Nazi’s re-brand themselves? ….. Events like those featured in this story make satire increasingly difficult if not impossible.
hyhybt
Not burning down churches and lynching people is an improvement, but if you’ve *really* dropped all the things the brand is known for, why keep the name and ridiculous costumes?
GQ83
(said sarcastically) YES!!!! I’m both black and gay, I’ve always wanted to go to a KKK meeting, I’m going right now!!! WTF
Daniel
It must be a joke. Isn’t Central idea of KKK hate?
QJ201
So it’s like Log Cabin Republicans or the defunct GOProud?
🙂
Mack
Any gays, blacks or Jewish people joining this group, plan on having a much shorter life. I would think any of those three would “disappear” into the night and no one would ever hear from them again.
Blackceo
@GQ83:
OKAY!!!!! What the actual hell??!!! I swear I wish u could make this shit up but you can’t!!!
@QJ201:
LOL. I don’t even need my sunglasses with the shade you just provided.
boring
(Checks to see if anyone’s pulled out a reference to the old Mr. Show sketch, laments how fucking wack gay dudes are about media that is actually cool when he doesn’t find nary a mention)
NoCagada
No big deal…they probably hope that it means more frequent and better blowjobs
hyhybt
@NoCagada: Finally, something everybody likes!
Cobalt Blue
” You’ll never turn the vinegar to jam, Mein Herr. ” Sally Bowles ( Liza Minelli in Cabaret ).
Harley
Doesn’t he know that the KKK has already rebranded itself. They call themselves the tea party now.
Saint Law
@NoCagada: Oh come on – who doesn’t want to suck off the Imperial Wizard’s pretty little penis?
1EqualityUSA
HaHaHarleylovethis
woodin
“If John Abarr was actually reformed, he could drop the label of the KKK.”
Didn’t they do that a while back……GOP
Dan P
Just like the Black Panthers rebranded as the New Black Panthers, right? Same old stuff.
Cam
So basically this guy is so crazy with hatred for the government that he is willing to let blacks and gays in so he can form his little anti-govt. militia.
Basically he just hates the govt. more than he hates other people. It isn’t a re-branding, and is maybe even more dangerous because it sounds like the guy is going off the rails. But with FOX News doing nothing but “All Anti-America All the Time” it isn’t surprising that these Tea Party folks are forming up these types of groups.
emperor28_1
That’s very white of him! Can’t see many gays joining, though. After all, what self respecting gay would wear white after Labor Day!?!?
demented
Sounds like a MADTV sketch. Except not funny.
Stache99
@demented: I think Dave Chappelle did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T8L3xcsA3w#t=82
sangsue
Then why the frack is the KKK needed or what purpose do they serve.
jar23666
I can only think of a Christian hymn with this news article: “Playing between the sheets, playing between sheets, we will come a joining, playing between the sheets.” I have a sneaking suspicion Mr. Abarr is closet case gay guy who likes “dark meat”! (like me)
multitasker
Meh, let him go for it. There’s nothing to better undermine an organization than to seize control of the discourse and make their platform a murky confusion. The effort will only go so far anyhow; but it would certainly make recruitment for old-style haters more difficult, leading the organization to geriatrify further. Haters laughing at one another. Ain’t infighting the bestest?
Greg
Okay. Now I’ve heard everything.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
And as for extending membership towards the HIV-positive?
Hey! It’s not my fault that the gay community can seem to be just as white-supremacist as any other hate group?