“The fudge packers from Hollywood and all major news networks are in shock that the good people from the heart of Dixie are resisting their imperialist, communist homosexual agenda!” an anonymous Ku Klux Klan member wrote in an online forum.
The hate club just released a statement issuing a “call to arms in Alabama” in response to the Supreme Court upholding a federal judge’s ruling that struck down the state’s gay marriage ban earlier this week.
Brent Waller, the imperial wizard of the United Dixie White Knights in Mississippi, has now called upon his fellow Klansmen and White Southern Nationalists to join the “massive” Christian protests “that are surely coming.”
“Let today be the day, that the outside forces that have ruled this nation since the end of the War of Northern Aggression be given notice, ‘The God fearing White man will no longer stand for your immorality, your Illegal unjust judges and laws. Your attempts to turn us into a third world cesspool must be defeated,’ he wrote in a statement.
Weller then asked Klansmen to leave their robes “insignia, colors, shirts etc” at home so as “not to district attention away from the issue” and to avoid being “bullied by the outside agitators.”
Of course, that will likely never happen. Isn’t the whole point of wearing those robes so they can hide their identities because they’re too chicken shit to show their faces?
On Monday, Alabama became the 37th state to recognize same-sex marriage after the Supreme Court refused to grant a stay on a federal judge’s ruling that struck down the states’s gay marriage ban.
Sorry, KKK. You lose. Again.
h/t: Gay Star News
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Ladbrook
And water is, wait for it, wet.
jerryo
Maybe if they quit wearing their bed sheets out in public people would take them seriously!! NOT!!! Wake up KKK, just because you have – well I suppose you have – a c**k between your legs doesn’t mean I want it!! I’ve seen some of you without the hoods!! Scary!!!
polarisfashion
Why doesn’t the Federal, or even State governments label the KKK as a terrorist organization?
Cam
@polarisfashion:
Because half the elected officials in Alabama are probably members.
polarisfashion
@Cam: That doesn’t surprise me. I’ll bet the ones that aren’t members get contributions from the Klan for their campaigns.
lykeitiz
When I want one of those sister-f*ckers opinions, I’ll whip the hood off their p*ssy faces and ask them, if they can speak through their toothless mouths.
tdx3fan
I see this two ways… 1) I am afraid for any gay couple or any gay citizen in Alabama at the moment. I think that its very possible we will see some sort of violent backlash because of these types of idiots. 2) If they were really so damn proud of their stances they would not have to hide behind the robes.
Seriously though, Obama needs to get the National Guard in there before all hell breaks loose.
tdx3fan
@lykeitiz: I am reminded of the scene in QAF with the Pink Posse. For the record, if I could have shot Chris Hobbes and gotten away with it in self-defense and I was Justin it would have felt so damn good pulling that trigger.
jwtraveler
Yeah. So?
jerryo
Actually the KKK can’t be labeled terrorist until they do something of terror, but then Obama would say something like The KKK are just armed insurgents, oops that’s the Taliban, the KKK are just armed idiots and not terrorist, ISIS are terrorist!! But then an armed idiot may just be a lot scarier than a terrorist!! LOL Nah, I’d say it’s pretty even!! Wouldn’t you? Obama will do nothing until something happens just like over in the Middle-East!! Until it happens here in the US he will do nothing!! And his wanting to go to war with ISIS by not sending ground troops is doing nothing!! Again, he’s doing what he does best – dividing congress so he can blame them and say he was for fighting congress but they wouldn’t!! I gotta stop!! That’s a whole other debate!!
CoachS
Because calling it “the war of northern aggression” makes one seem so informed on great philosophical issues. How 19th Century. Time to take off the hood, let down your hair and loosen that bible belt. Think I’ll start a chain of “conversion clinics” to help these guys. For a fee, of course.
Milk
That’s because they’ve been having gay sex with the pillow sheets over their head. This will force them to take them off and it ain’t gonna be pretty let alone greatly reduce sexual encounters knowing it’s your families that you have been boinking with all these years.
Cam
@jerryo:
Yes, troll, we saw your posts on the other topics where you would use any excuse to turn the discussion to attack Obama.
I also love how you claim that the KKK has never done anything “Of Terror”. Guess all those black people lynched themselves.
But yeah, nice try jerryo/BJ/Jason Smeds
Captain Obvious
@jerryo: Girl, your troll game is weak.
jerryo
Troll Troll Troll!! Can we not come up with anything better than that!!! I mean seriously. Name calling by the elitist. I am so hurt!!! DEVASTATED!!! Hey Obama sets himself up so easily. And the Taliban killed over 130 children but they are only armed insurgents and only carry out terrorist like acts. I’m quoting here from the White House!! ISIS are terrorist because they kill people in Iraq and Syria, but the Taliban only does it in Pakistan, well that fell through the next day when the Taliban killed 3 Americans in Afghanistan. You people are so blind, but I need not worry everything I say about Obama will come true. And something in the back of your mind will go ding, that dude we called names was right!!! I took myself to the lowest of lows and resorted to name calling on a guy that knew what he was talking about!! Oh, I’m not crying, my feelings are NOT hurt, I’ve been called worse things by better people. It is so wonderful to be part of the LGBT community that promotes hate for each other just because the do not agree on a topic. ALSO, I was not the one that brought up Obama!! That was done by tdx3fan!! Like you people think he’s the great protector of gay people. He doesn’t give a bleep as to what happens to us. It’s all about him and nobody else. He thinks he’s a God!!! And you people buy into it!!
argleflarglebargle
You know, maybe it’s good for the KKK to be against us… after all, who want’s to be on the same side of history as the goddamn klan!
Lindoro Almaviva
“massive” Christian protests “that are surely coming.
Funny, we are still waiting for those…..
jerryo
That’s because they aren’t going to come. Let the KKK do what they do best – bitch and moan and call names. I get enough of that without the KKK. Just say something negative about Obama!!! LOL The KKK doesn’t matter anymore and hasn’t since the days Geraldo Rivera had battles with them on his talk show. They just have to raise their ugly heads once in a while and get noticed!!! And I don’t think they’d be very good at fighting under their robes!!!
darian
@jerryo: First the KKK are domestic terrorist. Just because they stop firebombing churches, burning down black homes/businesses, and murdering black people doesn’t mean they are not still terrorist. And it seems your more focused about Obama than anyone here. Upset people are calling you a troll maybe you shouldn’t at like one.
jerryo
You just couldn’t help yourself huh Darian? You have to go to that level as everyone else, huh? They are not domestic terrorist or they would be on the list!! They do not do that crap anymore as you very well said and I don’t believe they have the power to anymore, unless we give it to them and don’t you think that maybe an article like this very well could give them that power and bring them to the forefront again. So, are the black people in Ferguson terrorist, because of how they tore up that town? I don’t think so, but if you want equality then they are, they tore down businesses and terrorized that city. So, then they’re terrorist!!! The man that killed the 2 cops in NYC over what happened in Ferguson and Staten Island, was he a terrorist because he agreed with the demonstrations that were being held? I mean think about it. They were violent as hell in Ferguson and if the National Guard had interfered with the riots, then who knows what kind of blood could have been shed down there. Terrorist – no they are not!! None of the above!! These hate mongers in their white robes did their violence because they felt they were being slighted by the government when the black movement began. So, did the black people in Ferguson, they felt slighted by the government as well, but neither had the right to do the things that hey did!!
And it doesn’t upset me to be called names!! I find it hilarious as to the means that people will go to make themselves feel like they have won something, when they haven’t. They and yourself included have just shown your true colors!!
OhioMan
The KKK is against us? Wow am I glad!
darian
@jerryo: Do you know what a terrorist is? I find it funny that you brought up the riots in Ferguson in some half ass attempt to compare that action to the KKK. I’m not condoning either of their actions but surely you see the difference between the to? I don’t feel as if I won a damn thing it’s not a competition there’s no trophy for options when you figure that out you’ll stop making half ass assumptions. Troll.
jerryo
@darian: Yes I know what a terrorist is!! And I gave you very good examples of such!! What they did in Ferguson was terrorizing my friend!! Again, you assume the position of trying to ridicule instead of proving a point. You just don’t like the idea that I have once again proven my point on this issue and are a sore loser Darian!! I’m after no trophy!! You say I’m wrong, I prove my point!! You don’t like it!! You resort to name calling and I do not!! Because it’s all you’ve got left!! There is where you lose!!!
Mack
All I’ve got to say is: Until they take the “hoods” off, they’re nothing but a bunch of cowards. And always has been.
Blackceo
@jerryo:
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2012/04/Rebbie-1335799455.jpg
darian
@jerryo: No you don’t apparently get this is just a difference of OPINIONS once again not a contest or competition so there is nothing to lose. I was simply asking you a serious question. What you call terrorism some may call vandalism or civil disobedience bit on the level of terrorism. Do you get my point now? And this business of name calling at what point did I call you anything other than a troll?
jerryo
My friend you lost your case when you chose to lower yourself to name calling!! That’s all it takes my dear friend one time to call a person a name or try to demean them in any way!!! Burning down businesses and making other people is just vandalism or civil disobedience? Then what the KKK did to businesses and churches is also just vandalism or civil disobedience and not terrorism. What’s the difference? There is none. Your words not mine!! You called the KKK terrorists because they burned businesses and churches. I didn’t!! You did!! I also pointed out the fact that the man that killed the 2 cops in NYC was out for revenge for what happened with Michael Brown and the man in Staten Island. But he’s not a terrorist because what? He acted alone? What about these lone wolf terrorists in France, Australia and Canada. Do you also want to put them at the level of vandalism or civil disobedience? That’s what you’re trying to do my friend! What happened in Ferguson was much more than what you want to call it!! Much more and you know it!! They put people out of business, by burning places down, so did the KKK!! This nut that killed the NYC cops – followed what they did in Ferguson and in his way joined their protests!! So, did the KKK they killed people because they are also a bunch of nuts and also followed what they thought was right!! I like you, condone nothing either of these groups of people have done, but if you want to equate things or try to bring down the actions of one group of people then you have to do the same for the other group or individual that do the same thing!!
Do you honestly think that I like to defend the KKK? I hate it – it goes against every fiber of my body, but you can not honestly sit there and say what happened in Ferguson is any less than what the KKK did. You just can’t do it!! It’s like Obama saying the Taliban aren’t truly terrorists, they are armed insurgents and only commit terrorist acts. ISIS or ISIL if you prefer are terrorist. Now does that make sense to you? It doesn’t – you’re smarter than that Darian. You’re trying to walk a very fine line and it’s not what you’re all about!! You did not believe one word about what happened in Ferguson as just vandalism or disobedience.
Now do me a favor and google the name Barry Soetoro and see what you come up with. Maybe it will open your eyes to some facts that I feel you need to be aware of!!!
Ridpathos
This is fantastic! What this really means is that to oppose gay marriage, you would have to throw your lot in with the KKK. This is the death knell of the Christian Right’s war on gay marriage.
jerryo
You’re lumping the KKK in with Christian Rights? I do not!! There is nothing Christian about the KKK!! Just like Extreme Islamist are not truly Islamist. Ask our friend Barry Soetoro!! I have not heard the Christian Right do all that much complaining about gay marriage. The KKK does not represent the Christians left, right, or middle. They are fanatical cowards that only have one mission and that is to spread hate. A true Christian would never do that. Who’s Barry Soetoro? Please google him there’s a very good video about him, which also leads to other videos or reading material on this man!! Thanks!!
onthemark
@jerryo: Dude, you need to stop with whatever drugs THE RAMONES were on in the late ’70s:
The KKK took my baby away
They took her away
Away from me
The KKK took my baby away
They took her away
Away from me
Now I don’t know
Where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
I don’t know
Where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
Ring me, ring me ring me
Up the President
And find out
Where my baby went
Ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the FBI
And find out if
My baby’s alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah
jerryo
@onthemark: Google this man and maybe he can help you recover your baby!! Barry Soetoro 🙂
darian
@jerryo: I really wished you would have asked me to Google Barry soetoro so I could have known the type of person I was dealing with and that your reality consist of allegations and heresy instead of actual evidence and facts. Since you pride yourself on being a research warrior did you check into the background of pastor manning the interviewer or MS pope herself? I asked because of you have given what is known about either of them out of anything they say about anything makes you believe anything they say holds any truth? You explored me to be smarter well I employer the same of you sir.
jerryo
Yes, I have checked things out thoroughly – you think that I wouldn’t – hello? They have been smeared my friend, by mainstream media, such as MSNBC who is owned by NBC International – formerly Comcast and GE, well, I guess they still are and NBC is a joint venture, and who do they support the one and only Barry Soetoro. How many videos of Barry did you watch? 1? any at all? or did you just recognize the name? There’s many people that have done other research themselves. But does Barry do anything in response, except try to stop these things from being published, from his birth certificate to his school records to when he became a US citizen again? No, he seals them from the public eye, or fails to provide the documents he should have, if he has nothing to hide, then open them to the public. Barry has always said he wants a transparent administration. He hasn’t been very transparent at all!! And from the very beginning!!!
And once again, instead of talking to me on a level playing field you resort to trying to trash my reality and try to belittle me!! You just can not keep yourself from reverting to infantile behavior can you?
Check my facts? I always check and double check my facts my friend. I just don’t let everyone in on what all that I do know!! This is like a game of chess to me. I move, then you, but I call check mate, I’m tired of being bashed by the likes of you!! Now, go check out how they were smeared by others, when they came out with this stuff and how they tried to stop these people from ever getting it on the internet. I bet you won’t though, I don’t believe you have the guts to find out the truth about Barry. Now go my child, I release you!! And I will not even reply to you anymore!!
darian
@jerryo: Or encase you where referring to him as an Indonesian immigrant going to school and getting a great you may want to do some FACT checking of your own here’s a great start
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthers/occidental.asp
darian
@jerryo: 1. I could give you 2 well known non bias websites that will refute your main talking points.
2. I’m paraphrasing Prof. Richard Dawkins when I say “if you hold beliefs in non factual ideologies you deserve to have your intelligence insulted”. It’s funny you constantly bring it up when you yourself do it to the president of the united states.
3. I agree this has been a chess game that has gone on for far to long. Unlike you however I choose to end it the right way by stating check and checkmate.
Now you have a good day.
GayEGO
The KKK is still sneaking around? Their hiding under the white gowns is similar to ISIS. They are afraid to show themselves as the cowards they are.
lykeitiz
@tdx3fan: Yes, I remember those episodes! I’m not saying I’d be the one to do it, but I do think people need to be dealt with on their own terms.
Mikah
I’m sure the KKK and the homophobic Christians will be great allies for one another.
Giancarlo85
@jerryo: DO you actually read what you post? Or do you just make stuff up as you go along? And the very moment you called Obama “barry” you lost all credibility. Where are your sources? Oh wait… you haven’t named any. And then you go on this tirade about Obama not sending troops into Iraq (again?) and Syria? Remember the last time US troops were in Iraq? How successful was that? You are nothing more than a foaming at the mouth neo-conservative.
Obama has been more transparent than any of you right wing neo-conservatives who consistently lie about your agenda to manipulate people.
Where has Obama not been transparent about? Please don’t bring up the tired refuted Benghazi nonsense. How many US Embassy personnel were killed under the Bush administration? How many American citizens were killed on US soil during the Bush administration? I rest my case.
Cam
@jerryo:
Yes yes yes Jerryo, you’ve put up multiple posts up here, but in all the wording and masking, and hiding in the word salad you’ve done, lets all remember your first post.
You know, the one where you said that the KKK couldn’t be labeled a terrorist organization until they’d actually don’t something “Of Terror”. This is the organization that burned churches, lynched blacks that went to the wrong area of town, threatened to kill kids that integrated schools and now are making threats regarding gays.
The fact that you are trying to pretend the Klan has never done anything shows right away what your agenda is. You’re a bigot, you defend the Klan, and all of your posting trying to dance around that is irrelevent.
Cagnazzo82
The KKK is a domestic terror organization with a long history of violence.
Hearing what they have to say about gay marriage bears no greater merit than hearing what ISIS or Al Qaeda thinks about gays getting married in the US.
Let them have a good cry about it, and prosecute anyone who goes further.
Disciple
@polarisfashion: They can’t, unless you are actually a real threat you are not truly a threat. We can’t label people that are stupid and hurt our feelings as criminals…that is thought policing and it is extraordinarily dangerous, far more dangerous than anything durplings like this pose.