The Lauryn Hill Syndrome: We Rate The Antigay Lyrics Of Other Musicians

6. Brad Paisley, “I’m Still a Guy,” 2008

“Well love makes a man do some things he ain’t proud of / And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall / But remember, I’m still a guy /…/ These days there’s dudes getting facials / Manicured, waxed and botoxed / With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands / You can’t grip a tacklebox / With all of these men lining up to get neutered / It’s hip now to be feminized / I don’t highlight my hair / I’ve still got a pair / Yeah honey, I’m still a guy”

In this song Paisley is banging on metrosexuals, not homosexuals, and plenty of “no cologne” gays would prolly agree.

2/10 offensive