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The Man Who Proves Paying for a Sperm Facial Is Not Illegal

“Journalist” (performance artist?) Marty Beckerman says he’s done a lot for his craft. He’s forced himself to endure a Chippendales performance. He’s been plugged with a dildo. And now, a sperm facial. Naturally, he videotaped it.

Apparently, he tried selling his trip to the spa to fight free radicals to a respectable publication, but everyone turned him down. Even GQ, which, let’s be honest, is a magazine built for this sort of thing.

Whether watching someone get “a facial facial” grosses you out (or knowing he must wear the semen mask all day long), it’s folks like Marty Beckerman who restore our faith in journalism.

But also: Can this get your pregnant?