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The Most Boring At-Home Sex Game Ever

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We thought we were going to L-O-V-E this “Same Sex Home Marriage Kit,” thinking it was going to be filled with sex position cards, edible dice, and a timer that went off letting you know when to switch partners. And then we learned it’s being manufactured by an affiliate of the National Organization for Marriage — which didn’t even throw in some free lube. Boring.