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The No. 1 Reason to Be Gay According to Davey Wavey: You Could Have Sex With Davey Wavey

By Queerty Staff November 13, 2009 at 12:11pm · 56 comments

First he’s got five roadblocks to success, and now Davey Wavey has five reasons why it’s great to be gay? What is this guy, a human listicle?

Though we’re pretty sure this was just an excuse for Davey to dress in drag.

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  • FakeName

    May I please be gay but still not have sex with Davey Wavey? He’s cute and all but he creeps my shit right out.

    November 13, 2009 at 12:11pm
  • Joe

    I’ve been reading this blog for almost four years. I’ve never wanted to stop reading you more than since your introduction of Davey and Wavey. Please please please….I don’t think anyone cares. I know I don’t

    November 13, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • Attmay

    What adult refers to themselves by a name his mother called him when he was three?

    November 13, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • Mike L.

    Is he the offspring of Barney and Peewee Herman?

    November 13, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • Mike L.

    LOL and no I did ot mean Barney Frank.

    Who I menat was Barney the purple dinosaur most everyone would love to kick.

    November 13, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • romeo

    Davey’s alright. I’d do him. But he needs to stop talking and get nuder in these vids. Just a hint Davey.

    November 13, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • Cam

    I just don’t get him. He just looks like the type who’s entire body is covered in razor stubble, doesn’t know how to kiss well, and who will steal their boyfriends ipod to sell so they can afford to buy enough drugs to get them through the next White Party.

    November 13, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • Qjersey

    Gee thanks Davey for perpetuating yet another stereotype.

    Yeah, we’re gay because women are icky.

    What a moron. The straight dudes I know never let menstruation, hair, or anything else get in the way of their pursuit of pussy.

    November 13, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • Ed Polachowski

    I seriously think Queerty’s editor has a boner for Davey…this guy is the most vapid and insipid thing to come along in a while.

    November 13, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • CitizenGeek

    Fair enough, he’s extraordinarily beautiful … but he’s very annoying. Please stop, Queerty 🙁

    November 13, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • Sebs

    Everything it’s ok with him until he opens his mouth.

    November 13, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • Disgusted American

    Davey W – entertains with his vids…but he’s far from my type….too Twinkie/shaved/and his voice isn’t deep enough….body A, twinkie-ness C-, shaved D, Voice – D ……I’ll take a Hairy,looks like he works hard/rough hands -deep voiced 5 Oclock shadow man – anyday.

    November 13, 2009 at 3:11pm
  • myrios123

    Davey Wavey: Clothing optional, silence required.

    November 13, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • lovewaves

    he’s not annoying, you all are annoying. You gripe and gripe about this guy, but everyday i read the newspaper or turn on the tv its more of the same, though less gay, and infiintely more boring…at least he has some sass to go with the personality fame-whoring. So it haz to be sanctioned by american idol or some hollywood movie studio for you to like it, fawn over it….get over it!!!!

    November 13, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • NateB79

    Disgusted American… Could not agree more! mmm good times!

    November 13, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • scott ny'er

    nope. he’s annoying.

    November 13, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • strictmachine

    ugh. ive never seen any of his vids before but my im cringing like crazy. mind you, im just an icky lesbian

    November 13, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • Jim

    Are you under some obligation to post every video by this annoying attention-hound?

    November 13, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • Thom Freeheart

    More Davey Wavey please.

    November 13, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • Keith Kimmel

    Damn, that is a good reason… not sure its #1 though…

    November 13, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • Sam

    Leave Davey Alone!

    November 13, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • Meher

    Although I do think that Davey Wavey is adorable, he is yet another poster-child of idiocy. What is wrong with this guy? Yeah, he means well but he doesn’t convey his messages properly?

    November 13, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • de-fel

    The poster child of idiocy was our last president, who should be arrested and jailed for decades for his crimes.

    November 13, 2009 at 5:11pm
  • ChristopherJ

    Wow, only slightly misogynist

    November 13, 2009 at 6:11pm
  • Helga von ornstein

    That’s it. That’s it. Tonight I am going to hook up the camcorder so when I get up at 3am, walk down the hallway and pee and walk back down the hallway and get back into bed the entire world can see me too after I send it to Querty.

    I mean really. These self promoting videos are getting sillier and sillier so how could mine possibly be out of line? This one doesn’t even offer us a jock strap nor g-string flash. How vain can you get?

    November 13, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • Quake

    Is there anyone who likes regular guys like me, not fitness queens?

    November 13, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • nachomama

    @quake
    i think to be a regular guy is being fit, i know what you mean, but we shouldnt confuse lazy slchubiness with being “regular”

    November 13, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • scott ny'er

    @quake

    i like regular guys and am attracted to dudes who are athletic fit. But Davey Wavey… not so much. He just grates.

    November 13, 2009 at 8:11pm
  • MakeItNotBeTrue

    HE IS SOOOOOOOOO STUPID. WHY IS HE ON THIS DARN SIGHT????

    November 13, 2009 at 8:11pm
  • JonathanHasHasIt

    Why is this creature on here constantly eh? As a man, he is a joke; as a homosexual, a joke to us; and as a human being, a disgrace. Get a job, go study, do something productive for yourself. Just go away.

    November 13, 2009 at 8:11pm
  • Luana

    No. 19, Thom Freeheart, seems to be always here, saying the same thing, “More Davy Wavey Please.” Another moron I see. Or his publicist, his dad, his bf or himself.
    Thom? get a life…

    November 13, 2009 at 8:11pm
  • gomez

    embarassing

    November 14, 2009 at 12:11am
  • TP

    If you want gay idiots, check out the Leffews. Boring, mostly with their hearts in the right place, but christian, boring, and deathly boring, did I mention that? Let’s all go right wing and shit, give the homohaters something to talk about….boring.

    November 14, 2009 at 6:11am
  • Brian NJ

    His skin is a strange, pink color. I want to bake him for 45 minutes in the sun for three weeks with lots of sunblock. Then he will seem to be a little warmer. His skin makes him seem a little androidish. Like Commander Data on Star Trek. And his skin is not thick enough. Is he eating ANY fat? Eat just a little fat, boy, so that you don’t have that thin, vein-y vampire skin. The back of your elbows are a little vein-y blusih. Bluish bad.

    November 14, 2009 at 8:11am
  • MissUnderstood

    He looks lke one of the creatures from AVATAR!!!!

    November 14, 2009 at 10:11am
  • PopSnap

    Eww! This guy is so shallow. Why are you guys promoting him, like omg let’s go shopping?!

    in fact, when I first came out to my parents the only thing that really disturbed me was that they thought I would suddenly start acting like this. Seriously, that still bothers me to this day; not anything else that was said, just that.

    November 14, 2009 at 10:11am
  • Keith Kimmel

    Yeah, I guess it makes me shallow. Oh well. I still think he is hawt and I adore him. And no, I’m not his publicist or his bf (though I wish I was, lol).

    November 14, 2009 at 1:11pm
  • Quake

    “i think to be a regular guy is being fit, i know what you mean, but we shouldnt confuse lazy slchubiness with being “regular”

    No someone can be fit and not be a fitness queen. And I like fat guys, whats wrong with them? Their hot as well. I don’t know this world is just too superficial for me. A bunch of 10s looking for 20s and the 20s looking for 30s. LMAO its just mind boggling sometimes.

    November 14, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • hardmannyc

    At this point, it’s obvious Queerty only posts this nontalented nobody to get everybody worked up.

    Hauslib & Co. must imagine themselves like Charles Foster Kane applauding his opera-singer wife.

    November 14, 2009 at 2:11pm
  • Jacqui Smith

    I’ll bet he has never posted naked pictures of himself on 7chan’s /men/ You’re nothing if you haven’t posted naked pictures of yourself there. You’re not even a proper gay! I dare him!

    November 14, 2009 at 4:11pm
  • MissUnderstood

    he is as dumb as Carrie Prejean.

    November 14, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • NoDoubleStandards

    Can someone stick their penis in his mouth to shut him up?

    November 14, 2009 at 10:11pm
  • spindoc

    I was hoping that this was a joke at first. Is this guy serious? He expects people to take the advice of some aging Chelsea Hustler??

    November 15, 2009 at 7:11am
  • Nick

    Oh come on guys, hes not that bad. He has personality, flare, a body that’s fine as hell, and is a handful in the sack… OOOOH! He also gave me a cheese burger cause he had just finished dinner, then we had dessert. A good host can be hard to come by in the district.

    November 15, 2009 at 7:11am
  • alan brickman

    Show his ass already and do some porn…

    November 15, 2009 at 11:11am
  • schlukitz

    Um, he might be kind of hot with a black leather hood laced-up tightly over his head and a penis gag strapped securely in his mouth. LOL

    November 15, 2009 at 6:11pm
  • vdanker

    Some of you are judging him solely on superficial qualities, and you’re criticizing him????

    November 15, 2009 at 6:11pm
  • sam

    Seriously people calm the fudge down 😛 He’s just a freaking youtube ‘celeb’ ffs. It’s not the end of the world that he’s effeminate, and it’s not the end of the world that he’s ostensibly ‘shallow’.

    What, do you expect this guy to magically become interested in making in depth political discussions on the ramifications on the recent elections?
    No, you don’t. Because that’s not a) what he enjoys or b) what he wants to do, so sheesh, if you don’t find him funny or entertaining, or hot, DON’T FREAKING WATCH HIM.

    Queerty shows his videos because, shock horror, some people enjoy watching them. I’ve gotten the odd laugh out of them, so sue me.

    And for all you whiners complaining baout how he’s a bad image for gays, that hes just some shallow effeminate schmuck, why dont u do something about it. Why dont YOU all make youtube vids and show how hilariously fascinating you are with your beer guts and hairy chests (or whatever body types y’all might have).

    I repeat.

    IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

    November 15, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • jimmy

    With that wig on, he looks like Sandy Dennis from ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’

    November 15, 2009 at 7:11pm
  • schlukitz

    No. 48 Sam…seven paragraphs just to tell us to calm the fudge down and that it’s not the end of the world.

    Um…most of the posts on this blog consisted of one or two sentences. Perhaps it is you who needs to calm the fudge down?

    Just saying. 😉

    November 15, 2009 at 10:11pm
  • sam

    @50 schlukitz, why dont u respond to what i said rather than the apparently too long length of my post 🙂
    there are much, MUCH longer posts on other articles so i see no problem with what i said, particularly since i said more than JUST calm the fudge down. I was addressing multiple points from previous posters, and it would have been highly incoherent of me to put it all in one big chunk, no?
    xo
    And i cant be calm. Its monday afternoon and im still hungover from the weekend. >_<

    November 15, 2009 at 11:11pm
  • schlukitz

    @51 Sam: Its monday afternoon and im still hungover from the weekend.

    OMG. I am ever so relieved that I did not shout in caps! LOL

    Actually, there was nothing wrong with your post or the length of it. My comment was actually tongue-in-cheek humor. 😉

    November 15, 2009 at 11:11pm
  • Sam

    Figured. Hence the comment bout hangover lol. Wouldn’t say that in a serious argument ha

    November 16, 2009 at 1:11am
  • terrwill

    Let’s ban him until he drops trou and shows the goods finally…

    November 16, 2009 at 9:11am
  • YoungCub

    Enough with this guy. He opens his mouth and he sounds like a little bitch. Take away the body and he has nothing. Enough Queerty. Stop perpetuating the gay myth with this douch!

    November 16, 2009 at 9:11am
  • sam

    um @YoungCub, how is it a myth? Are you saying there are no femme guys with good bodies? Or are you saying theys houldn’t allowed to have a public persona?

    November 16, 2009 at 7:11pm

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