First he’s got five roadblocks to success, and now Davey Wavey has five reasons why it’s great to be gay? What is this guy, a human listicle?
Though we’re pretty sure this was just an excuse for Davey to dress in drag.
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The No. 1 Reason to Be Gay According to Davey Wavey: You Could Have Sex With Davey Wavey
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FakeName
May I please be gay but still not have sex with Davey Wavey? He’s cute and all but he creeps my shit right out.
Joe
I’ve been reading this blog for almost four years. I’ve never wanted to stop reading you more than since your introduction of Davey and Wavey. Please please please….I don’t think anyone cares. I know I don’t
Attmay
What adult refers to themselves by a name his mother called him when he was three?
Mike L.
Is he the offspring of Barney and Peewee Herman?
Mike L.
LOL and no I did ot mean Barney Frank.
Who I menat was Barney the purple dinosaur most everyone would love to kick.
romeo
Davey’s alright. I’d do him. But he needs to stop talking and get nuder in these vids. Just a hint Davey.
Cam
I just don’t get him. He just looks like the type who’s entire body is covered in razor stubble, doesn’t know how to kiss well, and who will steal their boyfriends ipod to sell so they can afford to buy enough drugs to get them through the next White Party.
Qjersey
Gee thanks Davey for perpetuating yet another stereotype.
Yeah, we’re gay because women are icky.
What a moron. The straight dudes I know never let menstruation, hair, or anything else get in the way of their pursuit of pussy.
Ed Polachowski
I seriously think Queerty’s editor has a boner for Davey…this guy is the most vapid and insipid thing to come along in a while.
CitizenGeek
Fair enough, he’s extraordinarily beautiful … but he’s very annoying. Please stop, Queerty 🙁
Sebs
Everything it’s ok with him until he opens his mouth.
Disgusted American
Davey W – entertains with his vids…but he’s far from my type….too Twinkie/shaved/and his voice isn’t deep enough….body A, twinkie-ness C-, shaved D, Voice – D ……I’ll take a Hairy,looks like he works hard/rough hands -deep voiced 5 Oclock shadow man – anyday.
myrios123
Davey Wavey: Clothing optional, silence required.
lovewaves
he’s not annoying, you all are annoying. You gripe and gripe about this guy, but everyday i read the newspaper or turn on the tv its more of the same, though less gay, and infiintely more boring…at least he has some sass to go with the personality fame-whoring. So it haz to be sanctioned by american idol or some hollywood movie studio for you to like it, fawn over it….get over it!!!!
NateB79
Disgusted American… Could not agree more! mmm good times!
scott ny'er
nope. he’s annoying.
strictmachine
ugh. ive never seen any of his vids before but my im cringing like crazy. mind you, im just an icky lesbian
Jim
Are you under some obligation to post every video by this annoying attention-hound?
Thom Freeheart
More Davey Wavey please.
Keith Kimmel
Damn, that is a good reason… not sure its #1 though…
Sam
Leave Davey Alone!
Meher
Although I do think that Davey Wavey is adorable, he is yet another poster-child of idiocy. What is wrong with this guy? Yeah, he means well but he doesn’t convey his messages properly?
de-fel
The poster child of idiocy was our last president, who should be arrested and jailed for decades for his crimes.
ChristopherJ
Wow, only slightly misogynist
Helga von ornstein
That’s it. That’s it. Tonight I am going to hook up the camcorder so when I get up at 3am, walk down the hallway and pee and walk back down the hallway and get back into bed the entire world can see me too after I send it to Querty.
I mean really. These self promoting videos are getting sillier and sillier so how could mine possibly be out of line? This one doesn’t even offer us a jock strap nor g-string flash. How vain can you get?
Quake
Is there anyone who likes regular guys like me, not fitness queens?
nachomama
@quake
i think to be a regular guy is being fit, i know what you mean, but we shouldnt confuse lazy slchubiness with being “regular”
scott ny'er
@quake
i like regular guys and am attracted to dudes who are athletic fit. But Davey Wavey… not so much. He just grates.
MakeItNotBeTrue
HE IS SOOOOOOOOO STUPID. WHY IS HE ON THIS DARN SIGHT????
JonathanHasHasIt
Why is this creature on here constantly eh? As a man, he is a joke; as a homosexual, a joke to us; and as a human being, a disgrace. Get a job, go study, do something productive for yourself. Just go away.
Luana
No. 19, Thom Freeheart, seems to be always here, saying the same thing, “More Davy Wavey Please.” Another moron I see. Or his publicist, his dad, his bf or himself.
Thom? get a life…
gomez
embarassing
TP
If you want gay idiots, check out the Leffews. Boring, mostly with their hearts in the right place, but christian, boring, and deathly boring, did I mention that? Let’s all go right wing and shit, give the homohaters something to talk about….boring.
Brian NJ
His skin is a strange, pink color. I want to bake him for 45 minutes in the sun for three weeks with lots of sunblock. Then he will seem to be a little warmer. His skin makes him seem a little androidish. Like Commander Data on Star Trek. And his skin is not thick enough. Is he eating ANY fat? Eat just a little fat, boy, so that you don’t have that thin, vein-y vampire skin. The back of your elbows are a little vein-y blusih. Bluish bad.
MissUnderstood
He looks lke one of the creatures from AVATAR!!!!
PopSnap
Eww! This guy is so shallow. Why are you guys promoting him, like omg let’s go shopping?!
in fact, when I first came out to my parents the only thing that really disturbed me was that they thought I would suddenly start acting like this. Seriously, that still bothers me to this day; not anything else that was said, just that.
Keith Kimmel
Yeah, I guess it makes me shallow. Oh well. I still think he is hawt and I adore him. And no, I’m not his publicist or his bf (though I wish I was, lol).
Quake
“i think to be a regular guy is being fit, i know what you mean, but we shouldnt confuse lazy slchubiness with being “regular”
No someone can be fit and not be a fitness queen. And I like fat guys, whats wrong with them? Their hot as well. I don’t know this world is just too superficial for me. A bunch of 10s looking for 20s and the 20s looking for 30s. LMAO its just mind boggling sometimes.
hardmannyc
At this point, it’s obvious Queerty only posts this nontalented nobody to get everybody worked up.
Hauslib & Co. must imagine themselves like Charles Foster Kane applauding his opera-singer wife.
Jacqui Smith
I’ll bet he has never posted naked pictures of himself on 7chan’s /men/ You’re nothing if you haven’t posted naked pictures of yourself there. You’re not even a proper gay! I dare him!
MissUnderstood
he is as dumb as Carrie Prejean.
NoDoubleStandards
Can someone stick their penis in his mouth to shut him up?
spindoc
I was hoping that this was a joke at first. Is this guy serious? He expects people to take the advice of some aging Chelsea Hustler??
Nick
Oh come on guys, hes not that bad. He has personality, flare, a body that’s fine as hell, and is a handful in the sack… OOOOH! He also gave me a cheese burger cause he had just finished dinner, then we had dessert. A good host can be hard to come by in the district.
alan brickman
Show his ass already and do some porn…
schlukitz
Um, he might be kind of hot with a black leather hood laced-up tightly over his head and a penis gag strapped securely in his mouth. LOL
vdanker
Some of you are judging him solely on superficial qualities, and you’re criticizing him????
sam
Seriously people calm the fudge down 😛 He’s just a freaking youtube ‘celeb’ ffs. It’s not the end of the world that he’s effeminate, and it’s not the end of the world that he’s ostensibly ‘shallow’.
What, do you expect this guy to magically become interested in making in depth political discussions on the ramifications on the recent elections?
No, you don’t. Because that’s not a) what he enjoys or b) what he wants to do, so sheesh, if you don’t find him funny or entertaining, or hot, DON’T FREAKING WATCH HIM.
Queerty shows his videos because, shock horror, some people enjoy watching them. I’ve gotten the odd laugh out of them, so sue me.
And for all you whiners complaining baout how he’s a bad image for gays, that hes just some shallow effeminate schmuck, why dont u do something about it. Why dont YOU all make youtube vids and show how hilariously fascinating you are with your beer guts and hairy chests (or whatever body types y’all might have).
I repeat.
IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
jimmy
With that wig on, he looks like Sandy Dennis from ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’
schlukitz
No. 48 Sam…seven paragraphs just to tell us to calm the fudge down and that it’s not the end of the world.
Um…most of the posts on this blog consisted of one or two sentences. Perhaps it is you who needs to calm the fudge down?
Just saying. 😉
sam
@50 schlukitz, why dont u respond to what i said rather than the apparently too long length of my post 🙂
there are much, MUCH longer posts on other articles so i see no problem with what i said, particularly since i said more than JUST calm the fudge down. I was addressing multiple points from previous posters, and it would have been highly incoherent of me to put it all in one big chunk, no?
xo
And i cant be calm. Its monday afternoon and im still hungover from the weekend. >_<
schlukitz
@51 Sam: Its monday afternoon and im still hungover from the weekend.
OMG. I am ever so relieved that I did not shout in caps! LOL
Actually, there was nothing wrong with your post or the length of it. My comment was actually tongue-in-cheek humor. 😉
Sam
Figured. Hence the comment bout hangover lol. Wouldn’t say that in a serious argument ha
terrwill
Let’s ban him until he drops trou and shows the goods finally…
YoungCub
Enough with this guy. He opens his mouth and he sounds like a little bitch. Take away the body and he has nothing. Enough Queerty. Stop perpetuating the gay myth with this douch!
sam
um @YoungCub, how is it a myth? Are you saying there are no femme guys with good bodies? Or are you saying theys houldn’t allowed to have a public persona?