Tom Hardy hasn’t just been the object of our fantasies—he’s admitted to sleeping with other guys.
““Of course I have [had sex with other men]. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake.”
(We didn’t realize it was a prerequisite for the job, but that’s cool.)
Then, about a year later in an interview with Marie Claire UK, the Inception star, 34, denied he’d ever porked a dude or gotten his cherry popped.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
We let the matter drop until this morning, when the tantalizing photo at right appeared in our inbox. We can’t show you the full image, but you can check it out for yourself here (fairly NSFW).
Now if that’s not a come-fuck-me pose, we don’t know what is.
Of course this may not be the actor but rather someone who bears a striking resemblance to him. So we’re gonna withhold final judgment until Hardy comes over to our apartment and gets in the same pose—so we can do a visual comparison.
We’re waiting, Tom.
Mike in Asheville
Uhmmmm, if that is Tom, what happened to all of his tattoos?
Perhaps this a just another guy with a morning wood humping the bed, nes pas?
JAW
looks like he is drunk like a skunk
wait till he sees the finger prints on the mirror… bet he will be pissed
he does have a nice butt
Gareth
The title claims the photo ‘proves’ the pic is of Hardy, then slightly backtracks during the course of the article itself !?!
Ryan
Without having a clear shot of his face you just don’t have the goods. Sorry Queerty, “Insufficient Funds-Swipe Denied.” ….hmmm,the full photo has a close up of his finger nails,which seem kind elongated..if you had a close up of his hands from somewhere else you could compare.
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
So this picture of a guy whose face you can’t see and who doesn’t have any tattoos “proves” Tom Hardy’s taken it up the ass? Oh, wait, if you’d written a headline that wasn’t an absolute lie, you might get fewer page hits. Good ol’ Queerty.
Brad
Ultimate fail.
charlie
That is definitely NOT Tom. Even if the photo would be a few years old, Tom still had tattoos on his arms. And if it’s supposedly even older than that – Tom was pretty scrawny before he bulked for Bronson & Warrior etc. So no. Not Tom.
Jason
Um . . . use your EYES people. If that is Tom Hardy he covered up ALL his MANY tattoos and lost 10-15lbs of muscle. THIS IS NOT HIM!!! It is simply a guy with similar lips.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2010/11/tom-hardy-tattoos.jpg
Mike
Whoever it is has a shelf for a butt and I’d want to take him to dinner.
gerryK
Hot ass
but is that really him??
Jack E. Jett
I love celebrity naughty bits even if they aren’t real. If you are young, you should fuck/be fucked by as many celebrities as possible. No matter how old or ugly they might be. It makes for great dinner conversation as you get older.
hardylove
Those lips I’d know in a dark alley 😉 And remember his tats have multiplied post Bronson. But in the second pic on his right arm..yeah baby that’s my boy!
stevoj
@Mike in Asheville: i literally thought every word you stated as i viewed the picture…
Dorothea from Germany
The pic looks photoshopped to me. The torso has a different skin colour up to elbow and waist. Looks too strange to be caused by lighting. Anyway, Mr. Hardy is not a homo-hater. Therefore, there’s no reason to out him as gay or bisexual.
hardylove
Don’t worry Dorothea! Tom’s got more than enough for us all.
Dorothea from Germany
@hardylove: Ha, ha. Interesting how you interpret my comment. Unlike you, I am not attracted to him at all. I am into women and softy guys.
M
@gerryK:
I don’t think it is. Tom Hardy doesn’t have that much ass.
Karl of Themyscira....the indescribable lightness of being Wonder Womans number one fan.
hes lovely and a smashing actor…
hardylove
What really makes me attracted to him? Search YouTube…Tom Hardy on Jonathan Ross 2010.06.18 (part 2). Go to 3:33. He basically paints the picture. Just his openness..the vulnerability in his eyes.. Much hardylove.
Kieran
Don’t always jump to conclusions about sex. This is a picture I took of Tom while he was at my place. He felt feverish, so ofcourse I had to take his temperature.
Franco
He’s delicious.
jason
The backside looks like the entrance to a ferry boat. I wonder how many passengers have been therein.
geoff
@Mike in Asheville: ne ces’t pas!
geoff
@geoff: oops still c’ant type – ne c’est pas!
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
@geoff: Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but: “N’est-ce pas?”
Johnny
The ears seem to be the same… Think it might actually be him.
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
@Johnny: Agreed. The “ears kinda look like his” argument is definitive. (As is the “those are totes his lips” argument made above.) But why did they have to photoshop the tattoos off?
geoff
@Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva: thanks obviouly having a time getting that out – altho the 2nd one would mean the same thing.
Price Waterhouse
How sad is it to “work” for a site that is so insignificant that it can’t even manage to get itself sued (even when it deserves to be)?
Ryan J.
Even if it is him, how is this proof that he’s had sex with men?
n900mixalot
“You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger darling.”
I cried a little when he said that… Because my soul died a little, knowing I’ll never be able to have him whisper that in my ear.
And do you KNOW how hard it is to kill off a soul?!
Adam
@Jack E. Jett: A maxim we should ALL live by! I applaud you good sir!
veeham
That picture has been photoshopped and you had better hope that Tom does not see this, as your ass will be grass and his attorny the lawn mower! How disgusting and sick you and this trashy site are! Don’t try and say that I am homophobic either because I am not I have several friends who are gay(male and female) as well as a neice and nephew. I hope that Tom sees this and sues you.
Kurt
The photo is fake but Tom Hardy is cleanly bisexual.
Esculapio Mitiríades Torquemada de la Cueva
@Kurt: Too bad. I like my bisexuals dirty.
Aunt Sharon
@Jack E. Jett: Care to name names?
kae
Good grief, that could be anyone! To say thats its him is reckless. And even if it was him, it proves absolutely nothing in terms of his sexuality.
AshNYC
Who cares who it is….let’s just all enjoy the butt!
arbiter
Totally irrelevant, but anyone else find it weird when a guy has ZERO body hair, but sports a beard? A little consistency is all I ask for… and, well, GODDAM I hope that’s his ass, at lest for his sake.
remyfacade
Wish it was tom, but i don’t believe it is.
royster
@veeham: calm down, Heather. Are some of your best friends black too? and you read BLACK INCHES just to check for libelous claims about the models’ sexuality? perhaps you should let Hardy and his lawyers decide what is litigious and leave the threats to someone with some credibility.
royster
ersatz comment since Queerty’s programming didn’t let the “notify me” checkbox through with the first one. PS Queerty HTML gurus, we shouldn’t have to check that box AS we comment at all. Thanks.
robho3
I don’t know who this person is….should I?
TVC 15
LOL, not!
Hot ass, though.
SteveDenver
@robho3: Google could help prevent you from appearing uninformed and unable to find information.
I don’t care who that is, I wanna be dive in tongue first, dick second.
SteveDenver
I’m as curious and titillated as the next gay guy, but let’s not be pests.