The Return of Hardy-Har-Har

Gay Speak may be dead, but we’ve still got Hardy-Har-Har: Stupid Gay Humor, our lame attempt to collect as many shitty gay jokes as possible. The first go ’round got a lot of replies, but we imagine you kids can give us some more. In fact, we demand you to submit some terrible knee-slappers or we’ll…well, there’s probably not much we can do, so just do it for the cause. What cause? Mindless entertainment, of course.

Here are a few of our favorites from the last installment:
Q: How can you tell you’ve been to a gay picnic?
A: The weiners taste like shit.
(A bit obvious, but that’s alright – the more transparent, the better.)

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re 13.
(That’s just wrong, although definitely adaptable. Switch priest with Mark Foley and you’ve got a far more felicitous joke.)

Q: How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
A: Shit in her cunt.
(What woman is really going to let you take a dump in her vagina?)

Hardy-Har-Har: Stupid Gay Humor
Hardy-Har-Har…The Sequel