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The Search Is Over: With Schwarzenegger’s Signature, California No Longer Hunting For Homosexuality Cure

What did Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger do over the weekend? Signed a bill that’ll supposedly create 18,000 highway jobs. Oh, and he signed a bill striking down the state’s long-ignored mandate to search for the cure to homosexuality, ending a 60-year farce that began in 1949 when a male pedophile molested and murdered a six-year-old girl, setting off a wave of furor that led to lawmakers requiring mental health officials to figure out why pedophiles prey on children. And how to cure The Gays.

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2 Comments

  • Andy

    How anti-gay! How will we be cured now?

  • B

    No. 1 ยท Andy wrote, “How anti-gay! How will we be cured now?”

    The latest attempt at a cure was last Sunday at the Folsom Street Fare, where they tried a cure based on flogging. Alas, it didn’t work, but a good time was had by all, both floggers and floggees (or whatever one calls them). Meanwhile some (most?) of the tourists and gawkers watching figured, “better them than me.”

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