We’ve never known the reading of the words on this website to cause physical harm, mental defect, or drowsiness, but reader Brian says Queerty can cause conversation partners to run for the exits: “I don’t know what I said, but I was chatting with this Obama supporter, and told him about a posting on your website. He grew large, and pink-colored and muscular, and stormed out the door making weightlifter sounds. I don’t know if this phenomena will be repeated, but you have to be careful what you post on your website, Queerty. Be responsible! I have no idea what he is doing out there, but it is alarming, and caused by chemicals or something that your website released.”
The Side Effects of Reading Queerty: Be On The Lookout for This Angry Muscled Obama Supporter
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Attmay
My left-leaning anti-Obama friend saw this during the election. Every time someone challenges the Obama love, they stick their fingers in their ear and fo “la-la-la -la -la -la -la…”
InExile
LOL, an Obot on droids no less! Just sing a hopey changey song and they run away.
dardan
Queerty causes the Hulk to come out?
romeo
The earth trembles when Queerty walks the land.