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The Situation’s iPhone App: Didn’t Apple Ban All Things Gay?

“The Situation,” the new iPhone app from the Jersey Shore star, costs $4.99 and will let users find their nearest gym, tanning, and laundry facilities. They can also play a rudimentary game where they dodge “grenades,” or ugly fat chicks, because that’s not derogatory.

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5 Comments

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    His estimated income for this year is ten million dollars…….talk about steppin in shit………

  • Brian Miller

    iPhone? Yesterday’s news. Old technology, limited distribution, crappy network, homophobic censorship rules. Go open and don’t go back!

  • adman

    The Situation looks like JoJo the dog boy. Nice body, but that face only a mother could love…

  • junior

    But his face!

  • alan brickman

    Workin out is only for gays??….how heterophobic!!!

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