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The Spank-Worthy Christian Porn Site Mixing Values With Homoerotica

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ChristWire, a publication that bills itself as “conservative values for an unsaved world,” is actually a homosexual erotica blog, Queerty has learned exclusively.

Last seen (seriously) debating whether one or two gay sex encounters makes you a homo, ChristWire‘s Stephenson Billings now found an excuse to post photos of cute male models in Lycra while describing what it feels like getting horny while watching sweaty sports stars.

If you already exhausted today’s Morning Goods, head on over to Billings’ “Homosexuality, The Enemy Within,” now featuring hosed down twinks.

Repression is a beautiful thing, especially when splayed all over the web.

UPDATE: Clearly we’re not so well read. As commenters have pointed out, ChristWire is a spoof site. We got punk’d. And now we’re reading every ridiculous and hysterical page of the site. You should too.