The Sweet Smell Of Blow, Brought To You By Tom Ford

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Always a class act, designer Tom Ford once likened his new cologne’s scent to that of a man’s crotch.

Now, we’re not sure where Ford’s fashionable nose goes, but his cologne’s apparently got another prominent, perhaps illicit aroma:

…Does [Ford’s] scent Tuscan Leather actually smell like cocaine? Well, according to cognoscenti of that drug, yes, a bit. “That’s what everyone says,” admits a counterboy at the Ford store on Madison, who adds that one customer even bought a bottle because he thought it smelled like coke.

Homeboy better watch out for drug dogs. And, also, ravenous coke heads looking for a fix.

Journo Geofrrey Gray points out, however, that Ford’s scent’s way more affordable than the white stuff: $149 for 49 grams. At current market value, 49 grams of blow would run you about $2,450.

Or so we imagine…