The Thanksgiving Family’s Savage Murder Suspect Is ‘Effeminate’ and Hits Gay Bars


How to find one of America’s most-wanted killers? Oh, just look for his “effeminate” qualities. Because that’s how the U.S. Marshals are describing Paul Merhige, who’s believed to have murdered his twin sisters (one of which was pregnant), 6-year-old cousin, and 79-year-old aunt in a shooting ramapage over the Thanksgiving holiday.

The APB on Merhige — who’s been added to the 15 Most Wanted list — notes the suspect might be “homosexual and/or effeminate and may frequent homosexual establishments.” Also, he supposedly fakes his OCD, so be on the look out for a man who must flip his hair four times in a row before doing two pirouettes.

Allegedly killing him family north of Miami over “ongoing resentment,” Merhige — who bought four guns in the month leading up to the shooting — also injured his brother-in-law and another guest at a gathering, which he actually left before returning with murder on the mind.

He remains on the lam, and might be using the names Paul Mariage, Carlo Rabisi or Michael Manis. Neither of which sound very faggy.