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The U.S. Ain’t One Of The Top 10 Most Sexually Active Countries

Now that you have your European map of penis sizes, you’re probably wondering which of those countries use their penises the most. Well LGBT activist David Mixner has your top ten list right here in his tight pants’ pocket.

According to him, what follows is a list of the ten most sexually active countries and the number of times their citizens have sex a year:

1. France (137)

2. Greece (133)

3. Serbia (131)

4. Hungary (131)

5. Macedonia (129)

6. Bulgaria (128)

7. Czech Republic (125)

8. Croatia (120)

9. United Kingdom (119)

10. Iceland (119)

Durex condoms released the list, which is good—we were worried someone created it from firsthand experience.