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The Unsolved Mystery Behind Jake Gyllenhall’s Bathroom Fan Photo Attack

At Friday’s premiere of Source Code in Austin at South By Southwest, Jake Gyllenhaal was supposedly in the bathroom when a fan tried to snap his picture while he was peeing. “Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?'” relayed Cinematical’s Erik Davis. Except if Gyllenhaal, who confirmed the incident, was “mid-stream” when the guy was trying to take his picture, and Jake grabbed him during the middle of it all, wouldn’t that mean that Jake would’ve turned around while still pissing and whizzed all over the guy? And wouldn’t that be the real headline here? “Jake Gyllenhaal Exposes Himself And Pisses All Over Photographer.” Probably more action right there than that movie he’s in.

On:           Mar 13, 2011
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    • divkid

      omg! this story is comedy gold… and i’m gonna sprinkle it…

      the prince of pisss’yeah

      broke back fountain (as jack fuckin’ pist)

      um…no…run dry.

      (now wash hands)

      Mar 13, 2011 at 7:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt

      No public toilet fun for Gyllenhaal while on duty!

      Mar 13, 2011 at 9:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JJ

      I’m not hating (I actually like him) – but does anyone else notice he totally wears bronzer during public appearances?

      Mar 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e. jett

      Peace on me Jake.

      Mar 13, 2011 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken S

      Maybe he does tantric kegels or something so he can stop on a dime.

      Mar 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • colly

      LOL, I can’t picture fragile little Jake doing that! Someone has seen too many of his action presona in movies that they keep trying to push.

      Mar 13, 2011 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j

      This photographer sounds like a creepy f**k. Why’s no one acknowledged that?

      Mar 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      Jake needs better security personnel so he can tinkle privately, away from the peeparazzi.

      @JJ: Half the guys in Hollywood wear bronzer, whether they’re actors or not. This trend only goes back to about 2001, so it ‘s still kinda new.

      Mar 13, 2011 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy

      Supposedly, the “photographer” was a fellow cast member of his film. But not an important one.

      Mar 13, 2011 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      If Jakey wants privacy when he pees, maybe he should consider a stall and closing the door behind him and locking it?

      Mar 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo

      Ahhh, the joys of being a celebrity. You can’t even piss in private. Jake, you can use my bathroom anytime!

      Mar 13, 2011 at 6:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oprah

      Pee wee wee. Gross.

      Mar 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Elloreigh

      @j: Yeah, pretty appalling. It takes a special kind of sicko to think that it’s okay to snap a pic of a celebrity urinating.

      Mar 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

      Hmm, this sounds exactly like what Ted was saying Toothy has began to do in earnest, have risky sex in public places.

      So Toothy, someone caught you and wanted to take a picture of you whilst you were getting dirty?

      Oh dear, better check the awful truth for an update!

      Mar 14, 2011 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      You never take photos like that..definately crossing the line…

      Mar 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James P. Perez

      IT WASN’T ME!!

      (that’s all i’m saying…)

      Mar 18, 2011 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael

      @JJ: ive seen him in nike, but not bronzer

      Mar 31, 2011 at 11:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mal Tempo

      Jake has a penis!

      Jun 4, 2011 at 7:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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