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The Unsolved Mystery Behind Jake Gyllenhall’s Bathroom Fan Photo Attack


At Friday’s premiere of Source Code in Austin at South By Southwest, Jake Gyllenhaal was supposedly in the bathroom when a fan tried to snap his picture while he was peeing. “Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?'” relayed Cinematical’s Erik Davis. Except if Gyllenhaal, who confirmed the incident, was “mid-stream” when the guy was trying to take his picture, and Jake grabbed him during the middle of it all, wouldn’t that mean that Jake would’ve turned around while still pissing and whizzed all over the guy? And wouldn’t that be the real headline here? “Jake Gyllenhaal Exposes Himself And Pisses All Over Photographer.” Probably more action right there than that movie he’s in.