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There Are Only 2 Gay Short-Haired Blondes In Hollywood, And Ellen DeGeneres Is One of Them

The other, of course, is Jane Lynch, although we found an easy trick to tell the two apart: Both of them are my monkeys and dance on command. That doesn’t make any sense.

[David Letterman]

By:          Sarah Nigel
On:           Sep 9, 2010
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    • mike

      ……and what about Ryan Seacrest???

      Sep 9, 2010 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Craig

      And Neal Patrick Harris!

      Sep 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • orinthe

      @mike, @Craig: Technically they would be blonds, not blondes. “Blonde” refers only to women, whether as a noun or adjective.

      Sep 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike

      @orinthe: Technically….. it was meant to be a joke and not to be taken very seriously.
      Sorry Mrs. Teacher! It won’t happen again.

      Sep 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason

      Hollywood is VERY phobic of women with very short hair.

      Keep in mind that Hollywood was built on the notion that women must have long, flowing hair in order to align with the sexual fantasies of grubby straight guys. Many of the female actresses’ contracts require that the women maintain their hair as long and flowing.

      Sep 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nineinchnail

      @mike: LOL!

      Sep 9, 2010 at 9:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris

      @jason: Your douchiness really does know no bounds -_-

      Sep 9, 2010 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeremyrh2387

      I love Ellen!

      Sep 9, 2010 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      @Chris: Have you noticed that Jason never provides sources, almost never cites examples for his “facts”? He just makes them up based on his own (lack of) experience to fit his convoluted worldview.

      If Jason reached into a jar ot M&M’s, pulled out five and three of them happened to be red, he’d loudly announxce that the “vast majority of Candy in the US is red”!

      Sep 9, 2010 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake

      @Jason: FYI, Audrey Hepburn, one of the romanticized and idealized women in Hollywood history, had a pixie.

      Sep 10, 2010 at 2:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Yaël

      Mia Farrow: Rosemary’s Baby had quite short hair also.

      Sep 10, 2010 at 5:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe

      marilyn monroe had short wavy blonde hair. i saw her more than once last night on various corners.

      Nov 1, 2010 at 2:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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