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There Would Be No War If More Men Were Gay, Says Morrissey


War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.”

Noted pacifist and ambiguous man-lover Morrissey speaking with Rookie magazine.

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On:           Feb 27, 2013
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    • 1EqualityUSA

      They might gossip about the other squadrons, which can be quite hurtful at times.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AS

      Morrissey is a idiot trying to sound smart.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thomathy

      <blockquoteWars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

      What a freaking idiot.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg

      The ancient Greeks and Romans would be surprised to hear this theory.

      But of course, they didn’t have the whiny music we had in the 1980s.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rlk

      Seriously doubt that. He assumes some very wrong stereotypes. Being gay or straight is
      irrelevant to his nature of men. Just ask Alexander the Great and some may gay
      dudes in the military, etc.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spanprof

      @rlk: Don’t forget Julius Caesar, James I, Louis XIII, Napoleon, Hadrian, Tiberius,Nero, and literally hundreds more. Napoleon was certainly no make peace not war guy! Morrissey needs to do a bit more research.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dehreeus

      uh, thanks?

      Feb 27, 2013 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect

      Did he ever come out? Or are we still waiting?

      Feb 27, 2013 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran

      Alexander the Great might disagree with this theory.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 7:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tenn_guy08

      I’ve got two purple hearts and a bronze star. I served because my country needed me. War isn’t always a necessary ends to a mean, however it is, at times, needed. I served in both theaters of war over my past five years of service and I’ll say this; Men and women, straight, gay, bi, etc., do what we need to do. Sometimes war is necessary because diplomacy fails.

      Feb 27, 2013 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sanfranca1

      @tenn_guy08: You nailed it!

      Feb 28, 2013 at 9:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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