There’s Only One Word To Describe This Picture

All-female law firm Fetman, Garland & Associates, Ltd. certainly got their money’s worth when they created this billboard. The Chicago-area firm has caused quite a fuss with their tacky display of traditional marriage’s conventional crumbling.

Parnter Corri Fetman explains her firm’s advertising aesthetic:

Law firm advertising is boring…Everything’s always the same. It’s lawyers in libraries with a suit on and the law books behind them. They don’t say anything. What, I should hire you because you have a law degree? C’mon. So we wanted to try something different.

They planned on depicting a tank of piranhas picked apart a penis, but they didn’t think it had the same oomph as this pair of male and female knockers.

‘Life’s Short. Get a Divorce.’ — Chicago Billboard Turns Heads [ABC via Joe.My.God]