A bi-curious Reddit user by the name of wormsaregreatlovers is thinking about jumping into the man pond, but he has a few questions before making the plunge. He starts out by writing:
“So, I’m bi-curious with no gay experience and I am thinking about popping my bum cherry. I’ve played with myself anally here and there but now I’m thinking about the real deal.
Question is I like the way I am now (character wise) I’m abit of an ‘alpha male’, I’m confident in myself and I like the state of mind I am in.”
(First of all, wormsaregreatlovers, it’s called a “chocolate cherry,” and some would argue that if you’ve “played with yourself anally here and there” then it’s already been popped, or at least half-popped.)
Wormsaregreatlovers continues:
“If I submit myself will my personality change in a way that’s more feminine? will my personality change in general? will I like gay sex more than straight sex? ultimately I’d still want a wife and kids and to live a straight life. help gaybrahs please
(apologies if it’s an ignorant question, there’s no where else I can really ask this question besides reddit ;| )”
Reddit user MattDM92 wastes no time answering the question in the clearest way possible: “Your personality won’t change if you get Rodgered up the bum.”
But jet_silver doesn’t totally agree. “Your personality will change a little,” he argues. “You’ll know what it feels like to have a cock inside you and it will make you a little proud and happy.”
Then he adds: “Having a cock inside you does not mean you are submissive. Having a cock inside you is fun.”
“Generally your personality is what it is,” ilikestripes says. “Also there’s no reason you can’t still be ‘alpha male’ and enjoy anal sex.”
(Word. It’s called “power bottoming.”)
Tinapasadena would like more clarity from wormsaregreatlovers, writing: “Your question seems to be more focused on anal sex vs the attraction to a same sex partner. Is this a bisexual question or an anal sex question? If it’s simply a desire to have anal penetration, then let me suggest pegging…Good luck and don’t forget to breathe.”
Meanwhile, ConsideratelyYours keeps it real: “If a potential shift away from alpha maleness is such a scary thought for you that you would rather bypass the pleasures of buttsex for it, then you should probably not engage in buttsex. Sex partners don’t need that kind of insecurity/baggage.”
(Sounds like someone’s been burned before.)
Ferny530 then chimes in, drawing from his own experiences as a once bi-curious male: “I was in your shoes not to long ago,” he writes, “I had never done anything with a guy before only with girls. But when I did it was the greatest experience in my life so far. It felt so right and so natural. It didn’t change who I am at all.”
But perhaps Nizzle-Mcfly has the best advice of all, telling wormsaregreatlovers: “You only have to worry if you come glitter, then it is too late.”
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David Red
Just find an experienced top and he will guide you.
jason smeds
I don’t think he is bi-curious, I just think he has a fetish for anal insertion. It’s sad, in a way.
The reality for many straight-identifying guys is that, although they like to experiment with different feel-good methods, their wives generally won’t perform them for them. Women generally don’t like to perform oral on men and they certainly don’t generally like to peg them (ie anally penetrate them). Although you see women performing these things on men in porn, porn is not reality. It’s a paid performance.
Going back to this guy, I think he will eventually satisfy his fetish with another guy because men will always do things to each other for no payment.
Thomas Baker
Matthew haha!
ingyaom
Surprise, surprise – more straight-guy-who-might-go-gay on QUEERTY.
Zekester
@jason smeds: Who says women don’t like to perform oral on men. That’s bullshit!
aliengod
@ingyaom: I agree. Who makes up these stupid stories for Queerty? Enough already!
Darren Greene
Thanks! I needed that.
Saint Law
@jason smeds: Women don’t like to perform oral on you, but then no one does, except possibly that goat on your granny’s farm and that’s only because you smear your dick with pumpkin.
jwtraveler
April Fools!
Robert Stearn
Your articles are so dumb!!!
Jhe Joseph
Final reddit user comment wins the internet today.
Clark35
@jason smeds: yeah…OK like some guy that’s actually hetero/straight is going to let some other guy put his dick up his ass..riiiiight. I wouldn’t be surprised if you write these “All men are bisexual” silly articles here on queerty.
Aiden
He’ll probably turn into a woman.
dave lopes
Another ridiculous article…lol
Bi-curious ma azz…lol
Daveliam
So is this Queerty’s new thing now? To just recap Reddit conversations and pretend that they are ‘articles’? Because they aren’t.
Richard Holaday
Yawn ð???
Xzamilio
I wrote this over a year ago:
Gay Truth Time: Why Are So Many Gay Men Attracted to Straight Men?
http://shallowvoices.blogspot.com/2014/01/gay-truth-time-why-are-gay-men-so.html
I’ll admit my shortcomings about being attracted to straight men, even if it makes me sounds like a weak little guppy. Sorry ’bout it… human nature and all that jazz.
Captain Obvious
It’s kinda crazy to ignore users of your site when they say they hate Reddit recaps, especially when people who want to read Reddit could just go there.
It’s almost as bad as the nonstop “straight guys could go gay” crap.
Sonny Franzeze Clarke
it is cool 🙂
A'Jay Carter
lol w
Bruce Dillon
Just see your local TSA Agent’s at the nearest airport Dude!
(*;*()
M J Martinez Crogan
Stupid …time to unfollow and get some real important gay news