With the Super Bowl right around the corner, Amurrka once again becomes an Onion article about itself by celebrating, of all things, television advertisements. Because Super Bowl ads, right?!
Well one group has banked on the fact that people will click on something titled “Shocking Super Bowl Commercial 2015” by creating this very odd, fake commercial for a product called “Queer Beer.”
But the joke’s on them — we watched it because it ends with a bunch of hot guys making out in a locker room, not because it has the words Super Bowl in the heading. Oh. Maybe that’s even worse?
Either way, here it is, complete with bizarre post-video thank yous. And hi Davey Wavey:
h/t The Backlot
ingyaom
I see DW’s back on Queerty.
TomMc
Shocking!
I can’t believe you said “S**** B***” !?!
(You should’ve just gone with a prophet cartoon.)
Arcamenel
This is a highly unrealistic team, there would be more black players.
QJ201
Like most SNL skits…far too long and not as clever as they think it is
barkomatic
I loved it and thought it was hilarious. I’m sure we’ll hear from the gay Taliban soon that will want this video banned immediately for showing gays kissing outside of wedlock.
martinbakman
Better ‘n staring at Mary Cheney.
M K
The coach was way hotter than any of those boys… too bad he wasn’t the one drinking the beer…. I would have been all over him!
Kangol
Hilarious! I’d love to see a real version starring the Seahawks, with Russell Wilson front and center.
Arconcyyon
Ilary BBC Queerty ! living and very living per the criativitty spootlight no no the is there crusing and vestuarins leauge cup world sportt $$$$$ they gem gem public single future $$$$$$ .
coffeeaugur
I don’t see the humor in it … it just seems cheezey, cheap and insulting … especially the ‘queer beer’ reference. It might have been a funny SNL skit back in the 70’s, but I would hope we would have moved passed this sort tongue-in-cheek insulting sort of comedy.
bklynboy11209
Starring Davey Wavey?? He had 1 line. I didn’t even realize he was in it. And anyway, isn’t that what goes in in locker rooms? It’s in every porn film I’ve seen. and we all know what’s shown in porn is real.
And yeah, the coach should have been involved. He would have been the power top.
jwtraveler
It might have been funny if it weren’t so predictable.
enlightenone
@Arcamenel: “This is a highly unrealistic team, there would be more black players.”
And DW wouldn’t be one of the players!
avesraggiana
All the players are too slim and fine and too twinky-looking to ever pass as football players. And only the coach could have passed as a regular guy.
Face it. We gay guys just have a look and a way about us that screams, “GAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!”
Which is fine.
enlightenone
@avesraggiana: “…Face it. We gay guys just have a look and a way about us that screams, “GAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!”
Speak for YOURSELF and your own deprived experiences.
Neither me or Michael Sam would agree!