This Guy And His Hands Are All You’ll Ever Need In The Wilderness

We’d like to amend our list of things we’d want to be equipped with if stranded in the wild.

Here’s the old list:

  1. Sunglasses
  2. iPod loaded with enough Queen, David Bowie, Grace Jones and Bjork to last a lifetime
  3. Catered lunches

The new list is simple:

  1. This guy

Every good survival story starts with banging two rocks together.

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And every good relationship begins with a solid foundation.

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Talk about a wing span.

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Got a light, stranger?

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How about a drink?

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I mean COME ON. 

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Below, watch the incredibly impressive video of this gorgeous unidentified man building a primitive “wattle and daub hut” from scratch. We assume in part two he’ll tackle the hot tub and two car garage:

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