THROW IT THIS WAY

This Insanely Hot Gay Rapper Is In Desperate Need Of “Boy Pussy”

Screen Shot 2014-03-19 at 11.50.06 AMFinally, a gay rapper that isn’t an awful, whitewashed version of a heterosexual rapper or extreme “experimental” artist under the hip-hop label.

Meet Fly Young Red, the insanely hot and refreshingly unapologetic Houston native aiming to be hip-hop’s finest openly gay rapper. The salacious new video for his delightfully vulgar new single “Throw That Boy Pussy” has all the components of what you’ve come to expect from heterosexual rap — objectified dancers, lascivious lyrics and overwhelming self-awareness — despite being totally gay in nature.

Fly Young Red is also enamored by and obsessed with “boy pussy,” though I imagine it’s not that hard for him to get. You don’t even have to love rap to fall in love with a guy like this:

Clap that ass in a split, let me see you clap that ass like a bitch
Yeah, I’m tryin’ to get you back home, see if you can clap that ass on this dick
I see you over there twerkin’, that ass got my attention
I’ll hit your ass with this dick, send that ass home limpin’

What’s your real name, not your Jack’d name
Bend it over, bust it open, bring it back man
Hold it open, imma eat it, like a Pacman
I’m tryin’ to beat it out the frame and give you back pains

A man after my own heart. I’m ready.