This is Why Everyone Hates Hollywood

A week ago, we’d suggest that Bush use this video of self-righteous celebrities pledging to do awesome things in the name of Barack Obama as an enhanced interrogation technique against terrorists, but since we’re not doing that torture thing anymore, we’ll just make you watch it. Celebrities, listen the fuck up– we do not want to see you in front of a camera telling us how awesome you are and saying, “Dude, if you want to be cool like me, you better buy a hybrid and end slavery.” We know you wake up every morning and recite your daily affirmations in front of the mirror, but reciting them to the general public just makes us hate you. Watch the celebretard self-love fest after the jump– if you dare.