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This Kid’s Way Cooler Than You

Our celebrity loving cousin Mollygood took some time away from Britney, Lindsay and the rest to feature this Oregonian guppie.

Now, we’re taking some time away from the gays, dykes and the rest to feature the same Oregonian guppie. Why? Because he’s the coolest fucking kid in the world. Or an actual zombie. We can’t tell.

On:           Jun 28, 2007
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    • Hunter Hoop

      Either extremely cool.

      Or he has an extreme learning disability.

      Either way, hilarity. That woman had no clue what to say.

      Jun 28, 2007 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ben

      Bring on the army of zombie turtles. Her lack of fear is only character of her ignorance to the danger this kid poses.

      Jun 28, 2007 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • commeca

      Now you begin to understand why the most popular bumper sticker in the Rose City is “Keep Portland Weird”

      Jun 28, 2007 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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