CRAPPY IDEAS

This Picture Of Santorum Deep-Throating DooDoo Won’t Help His Google Or Fundraising Problems

Tricky Rick Santorum is running the crappiest Presidential campaign ever and not just because his last name means “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex” (thank you Dan Savage). According to The Washington Post, Santorum has raised less than half a million for his campaign compared to the millions raised by his GOP competitors. Santorum has also come in dead last in an average of four nationwide polls. So how is Santorum making up his losses? By asking donors to Google his shitty last name and by getting photos taken of him deep-throating a soft-serve cone that looks curiously like Doo-doo Swirl.

Good luck with that, Dick.

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26 Comments

  • gregger

    Always happy to throw more shit on Frothy Mix.

  • dvlaries

    100+ seasoned Photoshoppers likely hard at work already. This should be good.

  • Nice Sean (formerly Sean, and Sean from england.)

    @dvlaries: That.

  • RomanHans

    Actually, about two seconds later somebody tweaks his nipple and he takes the whole thing in his mouth.

  • Taliaferro

    My goodness! At least we know his mouth can accommodate quite a large, uh, er, organ!

  • bryan

    @RomanHans: lmfao..

  • Steve

    @dvlaries: Have you seen the picture? There’s really no need to Photoshop it.

  • Joe B.

    So frothy.

  • tjr101

    Santorum is just fifthy.

  • inoits2

    I dunno..looks like he practicing for a delicious fat black cock.

  • Eminent Victorian

    This picture is the best thing I’ve seen all day! That is, in terms of perfectly capturing the essence of the perfect jerkoff d-bag.

  • Jeff

    I think Santorum has a new google problem

  • Cam

    I love how Frothy that cone looks. LOL

  • xander

    LOL…my, my, Rick Santorum has a frosty,fecal photo opp disaster for his focus group and his P. R. team to confront. Next will he be seen with a frozen fudge popsicle?

  • gregger

    @inoits2: so perfect.

  • jcknck

    That’s not icecream! It’s a santorum-covered dick!

  • ewe

    That is the happiest i have ever seen her.

  • ewe

    one mouth and a coner.

  • zachofnyc

    i tell you, this santorum issue can be knocked out by a nice anal douche just before sex.

  • fredo777

    Dude’s a dick, but I have to say, watching a guy deep-throat a chocolate-y soft-serve phallus like that is pretty hot.

  • recubejim

    Jeeze, he’s even sporting a shit-eating grin. ~”:=}}>>

  • recubejim

    Oh yeah, and Rachel is so ”vile” that she almost blushed when reporting truly vile sexuality of killers for hire and then apologizes to her mother. I adore you Rachel. You are The BEST! You make me smile. Thanks!

  • MJseville

    It is beyond comprehension that this idiot can survive in the 21st century. The name Santorum suits him well.

  • paperbagmarlys

    …shit-eating grin…

    The definition of.

    It’s nice to know that, after a decade, he thinks about Savage-Santorium all day long. He’s a little slow, he’d already shoved the doodoo cone into his him mouth before his brain said “Oh, duh, this might not be the best idea. Oh, fuck, is that a photographer?”

  • J Burt

    Rick Santorum is as blind as a bat:
    He hasn’t the sight of a cat.
    The problem is his name’s size,
    For it’s lacking a couple of eyes:
    Let’s go to the alphabet emporium
    Then commit him to a sanitorium.

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