This Picture Of Santorum Deep-Throating DooDoo Won’t Help His Google Or Fundraising Problems

Tricky Rick Santorum is running the crappiest Presidential campaign ever and not just because his last name means “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex” (thank you Dan Savage). According to The Washington Post, Santorum has raised less than half a million for his campaign compared to the millions raised by his GOP competitors. Santorum has also come in dead last in an average of four nationwide polls. So how is Santorum making up his losses? By asking donors to Google his shitty last name and by getting photos taken of him deep-throating a soft-serve cone that looks curiously like Doo-doo Swirl.

Good luck with that, Dick.