PUBLIC DISPLAYS

Three Elderly Men Dressed In Tennis Skirts Caught Gay Sexing In Public Park

Screen shot 2015-03-05 at 10.55.24 AMDean Smallhatch and his family were on a leisurely stroll through a park in Surrey, England this week when all of a sudden, they looked ahead and saw three elderly men engaging in a wild gay sex session.

“Out in front of us, the path opened up and three elderly men, in their 70s to 80s, were dressed in female clothing, namely tennis skirts, and they were engaging in sexual activity,” Smallhatch told local media.

Mortified, he and his family quickly turned around and raced back to their car where Smallhatch claims someone had left a note under the front windshield wiper with the address to a gay cruising website.

But the horrors didn’t end there.

After jumping in the vehicle, hitting the power locks, and peeling out of the parking lot, Smallhatch says he saw another man walking along the side of the road… completely naked!

“These areas are public and there are lots of women and families who would be very upset by this blatant and grossly offensive behavior!” he said.

Authorities say they are “fully aware” of the naughty behavior  happening in the area, but they haven’t received any complaints about it in the last six months.

“Officers from the Elmbridge safer neighborhood team carry out regular patrols of the Desborough Island area and do so with the community’s concerns regarding indecent incidents in mind,” a police spokesperson said. “All reports of criminal behavior are taken seriously and will be dealt with robustly, however any action taken by officers must be proportionate and within the confines of the law.”

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