Dean Smallhatch and his family were on a leisurely stroll through a park in Surrey, England this week when all of a sudden, they looked ahead and saw three elderly men engaging in a wild gay sex session.
“Out in front of us, the path opened up and three elderly men, in their 70s to 80s, were dressed in female clothing, namely tennis skirts, and they were engaging in sexual activity,” Smallhatch told local media.
Mortified, he and his family quickly turned around and raced back to their car where Smallhatch claims someone had left a note under the front windshield wiper with the address to a gay cruising website.
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After jumping in the vehicle, hitting the power locks, and peeling out of the parking lot, Smallhatch says he saw another man walking along the side of the road… completely naked!
“These areas are public and there are lots of women and families who would be very upset by this blatant and grossly offensive behavior!” he said.
Authorities say they are “fully aware” of the naughty behavior happening in the area, but they haven’t received any complaints about it in the last six months.
“Officers from the Elmbridge safer neighborhood team carry out regular patrols of the Desborough Island area and do so with the community’s concerns regarding indecent incidents in mind,” a police spokesperson said. “All reports of criminal behavior are taken seriously and will be dealt with robustly, however any action taken by officers must be proportionate and within the confines of the law.”
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charlie_jackpot
Cue Dean taking a return trip, just to be sure…..
Giancarlo85
LOL That picture sure fits the article.
Man, I hate it when ANYONE does this. Keep it in the bedroom please!
Bromancer7
Oh no! Not a naked man walking along the road! The horror! How will you ever explain such an atrocity to your children?!!?!?!?
Geeker
Sad old pigs.lol
McShane
And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Billy Budd
It is perfectly normal to have an orgy on the outside. Nothing wrong or indecent about it. The 80 year-olds should embrace life and love – while they can!
mmichael_24
I don’t see why people would want to have sex outside in front of little kids. And to the people saying that it’s no big deal. So you guys must be in support of pedophiles walking around parks naked jacking off to little kids playing in the sand box.
montserrat
@Billy Budd: Ewwww that’s disgusting. It is not perfectly normal to have an orgy in front of where children can play. Wtf is wrong with you mentally?!?
jwtraveler
Tennis skirts? A clever choice for easy access. And I bet they look very cute.
Giancarlo85
@Billy Budd: Why are you so fixated on sex? Sometimes I just want to take a walk in the park and clear my mind. And not see shriveled up dicks.
Saint Law
@Giancarlo85: Liar.
CivicMinded
No mention of the police making any arrests. Exactly how did Dean know they were in their 80’s? Did he know these guys? How did he choose that particular park on that day? Hmmmm …
Giancarlo85
@Saint Law: You seem to have some obsession with me. Work on your mental issues.
Kangol
The tennis skirt detail is priceless. As @jwtraveler said, easy access.