A TikToker went viral this week after giving viewers a tour of his water fridges, where he chills his $2K monthly supply of Voss bottled water.
“As a water snob, it is such a luxury,” he says in the video.
“I know what you’re thinking,” he adds, but what comes next is proof he does not, in fact, know what people are thinking.
“I know what you’re thinking — where do I keep it all?'” Nope, try again!
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Later, he explains that he used to get Fiji shipments, but switched to Voss, which comes in glass bottles, to be more eco-conscious.
The video found its way to Twitter, and the responses are priceless:
literally can’t even be mad pic.twitter.com/3k2VqzEYvm
— K Hole Ocasio-Cortez from Bushwick, PhD (@smartbitch_69) February 15, 2022
Here’s what folks are saying:
“I just hate the taste of tap water” he’s still drinking tap water it’s just tap water from Norway pic.twitter.com/DM4G4PQgsC
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) February 16, 2022
buy a damn brita
— (@Skarlet_Starlet) February 17, 2022
*guy who regularly has dozens of gallons of individual serving water bottles hand-delivered to his house voice*
I’m trying to be more eco-friendly
— Chris (@Tinznasty) February 15, 2022
You know, I think the “carbon neutral” water bottles might be a bit offset by the energy costs of FOUR FUCKING REFRIGERATORS
— Surplus Cornbread (@SurplusCornbre1) February 16, 2022
Would love to make this guy take a blind taste test for water
— Havana Burger (@AJamesHidell) February 16, 2022
It’s giving- pic.twitter.com/uZl4lEKjLt
— Chucho E. Quintero (@Chucho_Q) February 16, 2022
Has anyone tried giving him tap water in the voss bottle to see if he can taste the difference? Like have we done the science here
— silently housed replica (@bringurownbaby) February 16, 2022
Everyone who gets water pumped into their kitchens. pic.twitter.com/UrzpAUGchC
— Flo (@LiquidFlorian) February 16, 2022
When he said “I know what you’re thinking” I was literally not thinking that. I was thinking why do you think it’s cute to be a “water snob”?! Billions of people literally don’t have clean water to drink or even bathe in. I’m so disturbed watching this & him thinking it’s cute
— Stream My EP 420 Foreplay (@tallyohhh) February 17, 2022
This guy is going to lose his shit when he finds out he can get a tankless reverse osmosis machine for like $400
— nah (@TCHoward) February 16, 2022
Drinking bottled water, specially imported bottled wayer, is one of the most unnecessary things you can do to the environment (packaging + transport). This people are a parody of a parody.
— Fernando Sanchez (@fsanchez1983) February 16, 2022
Cam
Or he could pay $20.00 for a screw on filter to his faucet that lasts for months, if he’s worried about his tap water.
He probably actually got a little deal with VOSS water, that he gets a few dollars if he mentions them, so took a few boxes and made up the story.
Josh in OR
Yet more reasons why ‘influencer’ should not be a thing. All it does is monetize laziness, intellectual corruption, and self aggrandizement. The obsession with ‘being famous’ among the young (which we, older folks, helped inculcate in them, thanks to our obsession with empty ‘reality TV’…) has done them a real disservice, considering how little critical thought – compared to the unmitigated ‘pretty white boy’ privilege – this twit displays…
Creamsicle
That entitlement and Fame Ho tendency still existed before social media. It just required kissing a lot more media gatekeeper ass to pull off.
All sorts of entitled (inherited) wealthy and/or pretty people try to make their own fame machines now. It’s just a lot more obvious how artificial it all is compared to pre-social media because of the number of people doing it.
And I honestly don’t even blame people for trying any more. Working for a living means you’ll work til you die now, if you’re under 50 and not climbing the corporate ladder, and even then it’s pretty dicey. Why would young Gen Z, and younger, choose to saddle themselves with inescapable debt and a job that will be replaced by AI in the next 10 years, when they can shoot their shot and try to live a dream?
Jack
EWWWW….. Four FRIGIDAIRE refrigerators? So gross. Why are you putting $2K of water in a FRIGIDAIRE like a peasant. I’ll buy you four Viking sub zeros so I don’t have to look at that mess. You think that cold water bottle makes your friends so happy? They are judging those FRIGIDAIRES honey. Trust me.
gregg2010
Darling, not a low quality Sub Zero. This girl needs a couple of Viking 7’s at $25,000 a pop. I mean, REALLY.
PhillyProud
Omg! Some of us will go to incredible lengths to prove our desperate need to be superior. Gurl, bye.
radiooutmike
He can afford to spend $2k/month on bottled water. $24k. So, he had to earn, what, $35k before taxes??
The median annual wage in the USA is: $34,248.45 (via policyadvice.net)
FFS!
Mr. Stadnick
bringing filler to a new level.
wiggie
He’s claiming to spend 2k a month on basically tap water. Who’s kitchen actually looks like this??? There’s nothing on any counter and the fridge looks way too clean.
Creamsicle
Nothing funnier than rich people who spend tens of thousands on fancy kitchen remodels to never use it.
BStewart27
Costs more than gasoline and ends up polluting even more. Disgusting.
QJ201
girl please
spunkfunker
The definition of champagne problems! SMH!
Brian
…and there are still people who say that climate change isn’t real. 🙁
Jack
I hope she’s including this on her grindr profile so her tricks know there is something redeeming they would get out of it.
WSnyder
There/s always some Douche with new found wealth that has to prove his wealth by doing some douchey thing that just proves to everyone he’s a Douche.
Jaquelope
I think I could do him one better because I have my own well and only drink “Well Water” and I only pay for the electricity it takes to run the pump. I also have two refrigerators, but that’s for food, not water.
trojanboy
Voss would be embarrassed to be associated with this douche.
Toofie
So obnoxious!
ShiningSex
so what does that tired queen offer that makes him have such a large following. Later on when no one gives two sh*ts about him, he’ll be crying he wasted that water money. Total fool!
gregg2010
All that money and no sense of taste.
johncp56
Not even funny I hope he, does not drown, get a SodaStream buddy!!, you plastic whore
TomG
That’s $24,000 that he could be putting away for his old age.
TomG
Per year I meant.
BrokebackBob
Well the first thing I thought is that this douche uses all that water to douche.
Terrycloth
A water dispenser .those with the 3 or 5 gallon jugs on top is a better idea .no bottles just a returnable jug that gets you money off your next jug and so on..they deliver too..these stand anywhere in your house plug in easy to use there’s hot or cold water. Use your own cup, mug , thermos or bottle and fill and enjoy..use your fridge oh I don’t know , how about for food…you’ll save space and money..