Tila Tequila Takes Credit For Gay Marriage, Makes Us Believers

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“Celebrity” Tila Tequila, who likes girls and boys, credited herself and her MTV reality show for California’s gay marriage victory.

Said the self-important biohazard:

[The legalization of gay marriage] is because of me – I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.

You know what? We can’t even say anything to that. Sure, we could point out how slutting it up on television doesn’t do gay folk any favors, nor does it count as activism. We could address those rumors that Tequila only plays gay for publicity. Or we could just call Tequila all sorts of NSFW names – even we’d blush!

But, no, we’re just going to trust that there’s a hell and Tequila’s got a penthouse suite.