Time is almost up for Jim Jordan.
This week, the House committee investigating January 6 informed the anti-LGBTQ congressman that he has until June 11 to comply with the subpoena it sent him last month demanding his testimony.
In a letter, Rep. Bennie Thompson, chair of the committee, wrote: “Cooperation with our investigation would also give you the opportunity to resolve, on the record, inconsistencies in your public statements about the events of Jan. 6.”
“Accordingly, the Select Committee looks forward to your attendance at a deposition no later than June 11, 2022.”
Gulp.
Related: Jim Jordan is sure acting like a guy who knows he’s totally 100% screwed
Jordan is one of five House Republicans who the committee recently subpoenaed. He initially responded by saying he would consider complying if he could see what dirt they have on him first.
“Because your subpoena is an unprecedented use of a committee’s compulsory authority against another member,” Jordan said in a six-page letter to the committee, “I respectfully ask for the following material so that I may adequately further respond to your subpoena.”
Response to the January 6th Committee: pic.twitter.com/zO7nPK72QQ
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) May 25, 2022
Of course, that’s not how subpoenas work. You either comply or risk being held in contempt. They are non-negotiable and you don’t get a preview of what questions you might be asked ahead of time so you can tailor your testimony accordingly.
For someone who purports to have a law degree and has been working in politics for the last 27 years, you’d think Jordan would already know this. Then again, in 2018, he admitted that he never passed the bar exam… mainly because he never bothered taking it in the first place.
Jordan hasn’t publicly responded to Thompson’s letter or the June 11 deadline for his testimony. Instead, he’s been on Twitter trying to cause a distraction by ranting about gas prices, baby formula, and Joe Biden:
Regular: $4.71
Mid-grade: $5.07
Premium: $5.35
Diesel: $5.55
Baby formula: Out of stock
Grocery prices: Through the roofJoe Biden: Blaming others
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) June 2, 2022
Here’s what others are saying…
— Pete in Texas (@peterussian) June 2, 2022
You’ve literally voted against every single bill addressing these issues.
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) June 3, 2022
Dude all the deflecting in the world ain’t gonna keep the committee from outing you and the DOJ from indicting you. Im excited.
— bluebear (@bluebear5922) June 3, 2022
Can’t wait to hear you testify, Gym! pic.twitter.com/YmbCITLJEZ
— (@WarriorLibESQ) June 3, 2022
Annual Salary: $174,000
Jim Jordan: Tweeting all day.
— Elijah P. Lovejoy ✊⚜⚖ ⚜✊ ✊ (@InvWesBurns) June 3, 2022
“If they call me, I got nothing to hide.”
“I’ve said all along, I have nothing to hide.”
Representative Jim Jordan, Republican of Ohio, announced on Sunday that he was refusing to cooperate with the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol.
— Bucky Badger (@BuckyBa88462016) June 3, 2022
Instead of listing the problems, why don’t you try to help fix them?
— Harrison Becker #StandWithUkraine (@HarrisonBecker7) June 2, 2022
Go back to coaching young boys, Gym. This government thing is way over your head. pic.twitter.com/ajWYQAxGEo
— Tom Wolff (@MottyTheLibtard) June 2, 2022
The January 6 committee announced yesterday that its first televised hearing will take place on June 9 at 8 p.m. ET. The committee did not list who the witnesses will be, but it said additional details will be released next week.
mailliw110
Is Gym going to be live on TV? I’ll have to DVR that one! I’d take off work, but he’s not that important.
Robert Bradley
I’d say Gym’s butt is puckered tighter than the wrestling team in the showers.
abfab
This man is skanky. I will need time to get that image out of my mind. Gross. And yet, I bet he’s a very pleasant man to have a drink with. NOT!
ZzBomb
The right wing is so stupid they think a president has control over gas prices, baby formula, and the cost of groceries without realizing that it was their guy who precipitated this mess b/c for months he claimed a once in a century pandemic would “magically go away by spring.”
abfab
Exactly. Every thing is a hoax or a witch hunt to these people. Cretins. POS should have known that he was a Warlock but he’s dumb so we must forgive. Any word on Mylantia’s charity games?
Jaquelope
@abfab : That’s a new name. Kudos. Can we try for more?
CNY1983
ohio is the only state that would send a shit-bag like gym jordan to represent them…a PEDO-ENABLER….and look who is the governor? MR MAGOO!!
all the excuses and shading aint gonna help this ass-wiper to the team physician..ITS OUR WAY OR THE WAY OF THE MANSON FAMILY…
johncp56
I,d do him in that singlet until I found out he is a republican pedo lover, thalk about blaming others fix yourself,
tomch52
That’s not all that Jordan has to worry about. He’s got the Ohio State Wrestling team fiasco looming like a swinging pendulum! If he’s sooo anti LGBT then why avoid incriminating the guilty party involved in the Ohio State debacle!