Last year, we told you about Franco Noriega, a Peruvian chef and former pro swimmer who first caught our attention by whipping up some chia pudding in some very short-short short-shorts.
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A fresh look at his constantly updated Instagram account paints the picture of a 28-year-old man who continues to get handsomer by the day. Let’s formally reintroduce ourselves to the master chef who knows how to whip up a thirst trap in a jiffy:
JED08
I know that he really wants to show us the D on account of it being on the huge side, so…….what’s the hold up? If you show it, we promise that we WILL look at it. Set the D free!
Prax07
I can never imagine guys that look like he does having meaningful relationships…kinda makes me glad I look nothing like that. The time spent centered on your body probably doesn’t leave much leftover for other things.
Sluggo2007
Kinda makes you look extremely jealous.
Sluggo2007
As Soupy Sales once said (on live TV), “My baby can’t cook, but she sure knows how to make my banana cream!”
phallictomato
Franco Noriega makes me thirsty as hell. He needs to do gay porn 😛 or at the very least ‘accidentally’ leak a dick pic.
Prax07
@sluggo How so? Jealous of having to spend countless hours in a gym and watching every bite of food? I’d rather sit inside, drinking or smoking a bowl, playing a game on my xbox and then ordering takeout instead. That to me is enjoyable, working constantly on my body as he must seems like a career, not something pleasant. Yes he’s pretty to look at, but I wouldn’t want the job of keeping it looking like that.