LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX, HUNTY

POLL: 23% Of London Men Into Gay Sex, Other 77% Probably Lying About It

downton-abbey-thomas-gay-kissAccording to a poll about how slutty London is, 23% of men claimed they have had or would have gay sex, compared to 60% of women.

Time Out London‘s 2013 Sex Survey asked some 10,000 men and women in the UK capital about their depraved sexual habits, which found that basically everyone’s a bunch of liars.

To wit, 76% of respondents claimed they were “better than average” at sex.

Meanwhile, the survey found that in truth, 26% of Londoners are worse than average in bed and don’t have a coital clue, while 24% are well aware of it and still manage to show their faces the next morning.

Married folks are sleeping singles under the bed, with the legally wed reporting sex on average of five times a month. That’s nothing compared to non-married folks who are shacking up without putting a ring on it; those “in relationships” get it done ten times a month.

So once the UK passes same-sex marriage, the Brit gays can expect their sex life to flat-line just like all other couples. And that’s called equality.

Interestingly enough, one-in-five singles categorized their sex lives as ‘mostly crying’. Nice to know somethings are universal.