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Tracking Down Offensive Gas Passer

Tom Cruise Hates Farts

There’s a stink brewing on behind the scenes of Tom Cruise’s WWII flick, Valkyrie.

…Tom Cruise, had asked that everyone working on the film observe one minute of silence in honor of the heroes of war they were about to portray.

When, during the minute, someone passed gas, Cruise stormed off the set in a rage, and he is now on a hunt to have the unknown fartmonger fired.

The crew recorded the moment of silence and Cruise wants to review the tape to find the gaseous culprit. Obviously this man has too much time on his hands.

On:           Sep 27, 2007
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    • Allen

      He reminds me of that Gnarls Barkley song.

      Sep 27, 2007 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joxearkaitz

      They usually say the second paragraph in the above piece of news is “untrue” but we could say directly it is “a lie”. I don’t know how you can pay attention to such a lie and even get to publish it! Unbelieveable!!

      Sep 27, 2007 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster

      no one else gonna take the obvious joke?

      okay… i’ll do it:

      it wasn’t gas. geez. it was setting free unwanted body thetans.

      Sep 27, 2007 at 3:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WWH

      Oh, Dawster, you slay me!

      Sep 27, 2007 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ProfessorVP

      Listen, if farting during or immediately after sex was a crime, Tommy’d be on death row.

      Sep 27, 2007 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster

      what about farting during a wrestling match?

      Sep 27, 2007 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ProfessorVP

      See No. 5.

      Sep 27, 2007 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster


      Sep 27, 2007 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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