Tracking Down Offensive Gas Passer

Tom Cruise Hates Farts

There’s a stink brewing on behind the scenes of Tom Cruise’s WWII flick, Valkyrie.

…Tom Cruise, had asked that everyone working on the film observe one minute of silence in honor of the heroes of war they were about to portray.

When, during the minute, someone passed gas, Cruise stormed off the set in a rage, and he is now on a hunt to have the unknown fartmonger fired.

The crew recorded the moment of silence and Cruise wants to review the tape to find the gaseous culprit. Obviously this man has too much time on his hands.

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  • Allen

    He reminds me of that Gnarls Barkley song.

  • joxearkaitz

    They usually say the second paragraph in the above piece of news is “untrue” but we could say directly it is “a lie”. I don’t know how you can pay attention to such a lie and even get to publish it! Unbelieveable!!

  • Dawster

    no one else gonna take the obvious joke?

    okay… i’ll do it:

    it wasn’t gas. geez. it was setting free unwanted body thetans.

  • WWH

    Oh, Dawster, you slay me!

  • ProfessorVP

    Listen, if farting during or immediately after sex was a crime, Tommy’d be on death row.

  • Dawster

    what about farting during a wrestling match?

  • ProfessorVP

    See No. 5.

  • Dawster


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