Tracking Down Offensive Gas Passer

Tom Cruise Hates Farts

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There’s a stink brewing on behind the scenes of Tom Cruise’s WWII flick, Valkyrie.

…Tom Cruise, had asked that everyone working on the film observe one minute of silence in honor of the heroes of war they were about to portray.

When, during the minute, someone passed gas, Cruise stormed off the set in a rage, and he is now on a hunt to have the unknown fartmonger fired.

The crew recorded the moment of silence and Cruise wants to review the tape to find the gaseous culprit. Obviously this man has too much time on his hands.