Tom Ford’s cologne doesn’t smell like cocaine! It smells like moist vagina!
Tom Ford Smells Like Vagina
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eireapparent
That’s kind of nasty. Aside from my total dislike of snatch, it’s all so… greasy. Plus those tacky red nails. I never got that. Is it supposed to make you look like you just mauled someone?