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Tony Perkins Concludes That Condoms Lead To Tyranny, Obviously

gallery-vvoters2Today is all about the airtight logic.

There’s James Franco reasoning that his nude selfies are “for his fans,” acting surprised that bloggers jump at the bait to post them online, the New York gays who look past politics for their love of crappy chicken, the Irish church leader who thinks gays aren’t interested in marriage equality, and now…

Contraception leads to tyranny!

Or so says Family Research Council President/borderline clinically paranoid puritan meat puppet Tony Perkins.

And while this conclusion is so self explanatory it barely even needs explanation, lets work backwards just for fun.

“Contraception is made available as if it were candy which sends a message, well it’s there, it must be there for a reason, and then we’re surprised when — this is not justification, it’s wrong, we are all responsible for our actions — but we’re surprised when people act on these outside factors that they are surrounded by…It leads to tyranny.”

So just to be clear: condoms = candy. Penetration = a packet of skittles. The government = the candyman. The candyman can ’cause he mixes it with tyranny and makes society crumble.

Still some kinks to work out there, but the foundation is solid.

Here’s the full clip if you want to try and follow along with the bouncing ball:

h/t: Right Wing Watch

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5 Comments

  • hyhybt

    Sending us off to find sense in what comes out of his mouth is like sending someone after a bucket of elbow grease.

  • mcflyer54

    People like Perkins not only sound ridiculous making statements like this they also look terribly desperate. The same Perkins who moans and carries on about out of wedlock babies is not condemning the one thing that helps to prevent even more of them. It’s really time that these religious zealots realize that not everyone wants to practice their religion and continuing to shove it down people’s throats only serves to turn more people away (which actually might not be such a bad thing after all).

  • 1EqualityUSA

    On a hot, humid, unpleasant, mosquito infested night in July, 1962…if only his parents used a condom…we wouldn’t have to hear this creepy bigot now.

  • jckfmsincty

    Didn’t he murder his own mother and assume her identity just to kill other people?

  • Mezaien

    @hyhybt: Hahahaha that is, so good. What you expect? he is another D.E.K.C.U.F up Christian.

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