There are so many reasons to be envious of gay millennials: they grew up in a more accepting society, their taut skin, their effortlessly trim physiques, getting to discover Tony Ward and his fabulously phallic, Romanesque nose for the first time…
If you came of sexual age before the mid-1990s, it’s likely that you’re not only familiar with Ward, but you probably had a few sexual fantasies about the ridiculously handsome actor-model. He was ubiquitous for a period, working as a muse for top photographers, appearing as an object of lust in music videos for Belinda Carlisle and one-time girlfriend Madonna and even posing for provocative pics in her Madgesty’s then-shocking Sex book.
It’s little wonder that queer filmmaker Bruce LaBruce cast him as a heartthrob in Hustler White, his 1996 satirical reimagining of the Billy Wilder classic Sunset Boulevard. As an angel-faced hooker named Montgomery Ward (really), Tony frolics with real-life hustlers and becomes the object of fascination for lovelorn anthropologist Jurgen Anger (LaBruce). While technically a romantic comedy in the very loosest sense of that term, this film isn’t for the faint of heart, to put it quite mildly. There’s graphic depiction of numerous fetishes, including mummification and a controversial amputee sex scene, but there’s also the stunning youthful beauty of Ward to recommend it.
Hustler White will be available on Blu-ray for the first time April 14. Watch a new trailer for the release below and scroll down to see a few more stills from the film.
dhmonarch89
Hustler White was an AWFUL movie!!!!
Milk
@dhmonarch89: You suppose to fast forward to the nudity. No one sit through the entire movie of Bruce LaBruce.
jwtraveler
@dhmonarch89: Loved it. Bruce LaBruce is brilliant. But probably not appealing to the heteronormative, assimilationist, marriage obsessed gay men of today.
Desert Boy
Tony Ward is beautiful. A perfect looking man.
Realitycheck
Tony is handsome the movie (just watched on line) was so bad……
da90027
Im pretty open minded and love movies so bad they are good but this was an awful movie horrendously bad acting bad editing just a snooze fest. Ward was good looking not really my type but his sleazy offscreen persona fit the role well. He was believable as a low rent hooker. But I found even the sex scenes not sexy
Saint Law
@jwtraveler: Bitch, please.
[email protected]
Loved it.
Lefty
Bruce LaBruce’s films are record-breakingly tedious.
I imagine they must seem quite edgy to gay middle-class squares.
dhmonarch89
@jwtraveler: I’m an effemant gay man without a bf and no desire for kids….
dhmonarch89
effeminant
Mike
Awful.
auntsharon
@dhmonarch89: effeminate
Paton41
“Hustler White” was one of the WORST gay themed films I have ever seen. Save your money and your time!
Clark35
Bruce La Bruce is a sh!tty film maker and this movie sucked…in a bad way! If I want to see something actually hot I’ll watch gay porn, and not this movie.
Captain Obvious
@Saint Law: The only bitch is you, constantly making personal attacks online. Get a life. Clearly you’re an insecure scrub who never said these things to the bullies who turned you into an internet tough guy. Girl, please. Sit down.
jesusbangedmybootie
I saw this film at it’s showing at the Sundance Film Festival in 1996. It does come off better if you are in a packed theater with an audience that is familiar with Bruce LaBruces humor. I thought it was pretty funny back then. Super 8 1/2 was a nit more fun though, if you are a film fan.
Kenover
Tony Ward still IS sexy!
otsirasmoht
Tony gets two thumbs up
tusgold
anal retentative