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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Said About Gay Sex By Conservatives

 

“Who wants to practice anything that is going to ultimately lead a grown man to about the time he’s in his 40s or 50s, or what not, having to wear a diaper or a ‘butt plug’ just to be able to contain their bowels?” — Patrick Wooden

 

What Dumb Conservatives Will Hear: Gay sex means you’ll have to wear diapers.

The Reality: In a discussion with the Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, Pastor Patrick Wooden tried his best to shoot down homosexual intercourse by spouting the usual conservative hate rhetoric — gay sex is a sin and unnatural, semen was not designed for the rectum, gay sex will destroy the human race, and so on. Wooden’s coup d’état of ridiculousness commenced when he predicted the repercussion of gay sex to be an overly-stretched anus in constant need of a butt plug. It seems to us that Pastor Wooden has spent much less time researching medical journals, and more time in the hardcore section of some pretty graphic websites.