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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Said About Gay Sex By Conservatives

 

“They use carrots, they use bananas, they use cucumbers, and other metalised ones, and they put them insides themselves…because they are not normal.” Martin Ssempa

 

What Dumb Conservatives Will Hear: Lesbian sex requires metallic carrots, bananas and cucumbers.

The Reality: Let’s all be honest, the framework for this one actually sounds pretty great — a clip of some man with a thick accent and a poor grasp of the English vocabulary, attempting to act out sexual scenarios with fruit. The problem with the equation is that the man here is one of Africa’s most notorious bigots, Martin Ssempa. In his crudely inaccurate depiction of lesbian sex, he points out that they lack the right tools to have ‘correct’ sex. Ssempa then lists what objects all lesbians must be using instead.  It’s a shame that no one on the set had a pair of scissors, Ssempa could’ve actually learned something.