BROTHERLY LOVE

Totally-Not-Gay Kevin Jonas And Hairstylist Wife Star In New E! Series

Because there’s only so many Kardashians to go around, E! has announced the arrival in August of Married to Jonas, featuring the wacky misadventures of pop star Kevin Jonas and his bride, Danielle Deleasa— a hairstylist-in-training who met the musician while they were both vacationing in the Bahamas two years ago.

“Danielle is living a true Cinderella story after marrying into pop royalty, partnering in Kevin’s larger-than-life career and becoming a ‘Jonas,’ a name synonymous with hit music and a worldwide fan base,” Lisa Berger, president of entertainment programming for E!, tells Entertainment Weekly. “The series presents a unique look at a young couple and their families from two entirely different worlds, one small town and one dealing with international fame, coming together as one and starting a whole new life together.”

The new show, premiering August 19, is being executive produced by the queen of television, Ryan Seacrest.

Kevin famously wore a purity ring and swore an oath of virginity before the couple’s blessed union in 2009. And shortly after the wedding, the tabloids report Danielle and Kevin sleep in separate rooms (because of his “snoring”). But that doesn’t mean the eldest JoBro is gay. Marrying a hairdresser you met on the beach is totally not something a closet case would do. Everyone knows closet cases marry stylists and publicists.

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15 Comments

  • Britney

    “Danielle is living a true Cinderella story after marrying into pop royalty, partnering in Kevin’s larger-than-life career and becoming a ‘Jonas,’ a name synonymous with hit music and a worldwide fan base,”

    ARE THEY SERIOUS?! POP ROYALTY?! LARGER-THAN-LIFE CAREER?!! DID I MISS SOMETHING?

  • Spike

    Incredible how desperate these people are to continue their fame in thinking that anyone would be interested in their faux life as displayed in yet another reality show. Then again, it’s on E, who cares, wouldn’t buy the channel if it wasn’t included in basic cable nor have I watched it since it became kardashianTV.

  • J

    I think it would be interesting! I would at least like to see it a bit.

    Oh ya! The J Bros are NOT POP royalty! They’re not ground breaking or super successful and they ‘ve only been around for a short time.

    Also,whats with this stupid speculating on his sexuality? It seems like the writer wants every “great” guy to be gay or suggesting that every one is.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    Isn’t she supposedly much older than him? I hope he doesn’t go the way of Edward Furlong, and Taran Noah Smith.

  • Aric

    @Britney: I could barely keep reading after “Pop Royalty”

  • FunMe

    His left hand pose shows that he truly is straight. Uh huh.

  • mdthom

    If he is “totally not gay” why is Queerty even mentioning him.

  • kouros

    hes definetly a closet case. queerty didnt need to call it out everybody saw it from the moment they stepped on the scene. Shotgun weddings are classic amongst closet cases, it is the need to feel “normal” by following the hetero normative path. Because you know why wouldn’t he get married? because if he didnt get married the jonas brothers wouldn’t have had that hiatus that essentially launched them into the kingdom of “who cares”. Lets be honest nobody in hollywood chooses the marriage route at the moment in time when u are making it big. I find it funny how once he got married everybody else’s promise rings disappeared, you know he was the one encouraging it, if he says he’s pure he doesn’t have to explain to the oversexual hollywood machine why he is not having sex with the groupies

  • Red Meat

    well hopefully this means his two brothers will show up from time to time and show us some needed skin action.

  • freddie

    Why is the ugly one gay! I want Nick or Joe to be gay!

  • Mark

    Ryan Seacrest is the lead vampire. It won’t be over until someone puts a wooden stake through his heart.

  • michael

    Give me a break. There was a rumor one of the brothers was about to come out as gay and next thing u know this one is getting hitched. The guy is gay, gay, gay. Even a blind man could see that.

  • dee-dee

    @Mark: Yep! It’s amazing how many people don’t know the KarTrashians are his making.

  • Arcade_Gannon

    @Mark: It seems the Queen of E got well and truly staked by the Lord of the Chastity Ring. Witness the love child, ‘Married to Jonas’. Sadly, no hearts involved.

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