In news both stupid and stupefying, a former Indiana politician has called on Pete Buttigieg to denounce fisting and rimming as part of his political platform. Really.
The all-too-aptly named Don Boys, a former Indiana State Representative, published a wacko post on his blog Common Sense Today earlier this month, denouncing Buttigieg’s lifestyle of “perversion” and calling on the presidential candidate to disclose more about his sexual practices.
“Pete and his lover chose to make their perversion a very public matter,” Boys says in the post. “They really worked at it. Pete said, ‘I’m gay as a—I don’t know, think of something really gay—that’s how gay I am.’ Remember, Pete brought this up so I, as a voter, have a right to know just how ‘gay’ Pete is. After all, he wants to be President of the United States and I want to know where he stands on important issues.”
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Boys goes on to claim that homosexuals live 20 years less on average than heterosexual people and warns readers that Buttigieg may not live out his term if elected. He also wants Buttigieg to release his medical history, including if the candidate has any STDs. Boys also claims that homosexuals love “rubbing or ingesting the feces” of sexual partners and that almost half of gay men love fisting or inserting gerbils into the rectum of a partner. He further says that Buttigieg should make clear that he is not into golden showers. Apparently, Boys doesn’t mind that Donald Trump actually is into the practice according to an MI6 dossier.
Boys also refuses to acknowledge the marriage of Buttigieg to husband Chasten. He also ends with a plug for his anti-Muslim book, Muslim Invasion: The Fuse is Burning. In lectures, he has also claimed that if a woman doesn’t scream during rape, a man has done nothing wrong.
At the time of this writing, Boys’ post has only 16 shares since it’s May 15 publication. Somehow, we think that’s about 15 too many.
gaym50ish
The claim that gay life spans are 20 years shorter than everyone else’s never was true, even at the height of the AIDS crisis. It’s based on a bogus study conducted by anti-gay Paul Cameron, who has been censured by four professional organizations and a federal court for his dubious research methods. Incredibly, his method for this particular study was to compare obituaries in gay publications in the 1990s with those in mainstream newspapers — without even knowing the sexual orientation of the mainstream obituary subjects. You don’t have to be a statistician to see how unscientific his method was. More credible sources have debunked his study — and, while gay life spans did dip slightly when AIDS deaths were at their peak, they have since returned to levels comparable with the general population.
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Countdown til this abhorrent, noxious thing is in the news and the word “boys” is a major factor, NOT referring to his name…
10…9….8 …7…..
fur_hunter
GREAT comment. I have a feeling you could be correct. It happened in Atlanta in 2010 to Eddie Long. I was there and laughed my yeah off.
scotty
pay no mind list.
Mack
How about we demand just how “straight” Don Boys is? What’s his favorite position, how often he and his wife have sex, is his wife satisfied?
We knew the dumbshits would come of the woodwork when a gay man announced his candidacy.
tjack47
You would think common sense would be required for Common Sense Today. I don’t care if Trump likes golden showers. It’s none of my business. I tried to imagine Boys sex life, and I dozed off. I don’t care if Mayor Pete engages in corpophagia, fisting, etc. See, I tried to imagine his sex life too, but my eyelids were getting heavy. Boys knows so much about fetishes, yet he doesn’t know that heterosexuals like him also practice the kinks/paraphilias that he’s so steamed up about.
russellhm
Mark Twain was expecting you, Mr. Boys, when he wrote: “Common sense isn’t all that common.” And you are the epitome of stupidity. But I must commend you’re being open about how dumb you are and how willing you are to embarrass yourself and your family. Your apparent age leads me to suspect you have reproduced yourself so NO DARWIN AWARD nomination. But heavens, your progeny are likely to be as perverse in their fascinations as you.
fur_hunter
Russel…..GREAT comment. I loved it. And SO true!!!!!
fur_hunter
Don’t you just love these ‘straight’ politicians and evangelists who are so wrapped up with gays and what they do? It’s the wonderful line from Shakespeare’s Hamlet. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Talltom@45
GURRRRLL!!!!
I have a gay erotic masseur friend who swears this closet case is one of his regulars.
TimothyBeauchamp
Google “Ralph Shortey Oklahoma” and you’ll read the type of scandal that usually comes from “Family Values” Republicans obsessed with what LGBTQ consenting adults do in the bedroom.
JessPH
Dear Queerty, please don’t give this pathetic excuse for a human being the publicity he desperately seeks
datalore
So the post had 16 views but you felt it needed more attention. Why exactly is that?
maddog
Girbils? Really? Tell me more!
tommyboy5023
Another self hating closet case. How gops can complain about any ones sexual positions while a twice divorced, porn star loving, pee taper is in the WH. Sorry about that visual.
ShiningSex
ANYONE THAT OBSESSED WITH GAY SEX IS TOTALLY CLOSETED.
LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON’T ENGAGE IN SIMILAR SEXUAL “PRACTICES”.
HE’S A MORON.
Felecia
He’s just angry that his pathetic ass HAS to be closeted, what with the type of people that he obviously comes from…as Mayor Pete and Chasten get to be open and out, normal LGBT Americans with family support. And I’m hoping that more than one of the 16 asked themselves exactly HOW this self-loathing fool knew what gay men do in bed, lol…..still though; ya could’ve started to back off on the more ridiculous stories involving Buttigieg these days, Queerty. We, the LGBT nation, have finally got a viable candidate from our community, and part of being a leader is to be yourself; yet respect the rights of everyone else while showing no favoritism and or bias for your own people only. Pete IS the face of diversity in the United States right now, and it’s frigging refreshing. Why must he keep answering stupid questions about his personal life instead of his political views and plans..? Posting rabble-rousing crap such as this in lieu of something possibly informational from a presidential hopeful seems like sloppy yellow journalism, and should be embarrassing for you folks there on the other side of my screen, lol….ignore Don Boys. He isn’t worthy of anyone’s attention, so don’t give it to him here, okay…soon enough some masseuse will be screaming his name and joining HASHTAG ‘ME TOO’, lol….
Chipper
This guy just much be an evangelical republican who is self obsessed by himself and is a liar. He is an old jerk that probably has the memory the length of his big toe or less. He is just an old pitiful deplorable thing,
Billysees
Attention getting, using worthless subject matter, at its worst. As a self-described fundamentalist Baptist preacher, he should know better.
Finally, my friends, keep your minds on whatever is true, pure, right, holy, friendly, and proper. Don’t ever stop thinking about what is truly worthwhile and worthy of praise……….Philippians 4:8
The NIV version puts it this way —
“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable — if anything is excellent or praiseworthy — think about such things.”
MikeGinMN
Why are we talking about this bigot? Men like this thrive on attention… and we just gave him what he wants.
Cam
Nobody is more obsessed with gay sex than Republicans.
rbernard
That is some seriously weird sick crap,
With all the available information about gay people on the internet, Don Boys is pitching all those discredited canards the religious right used to demonize LGBTQ people back in the 1980s…
The pitiful thing is Don Boys thinks he has something of value to offer to the voters and doesn’t realize we are all miles ahead of and laughing at him.
stuffedpuppy
Woa! This Mr. Boys needs fashion advice ASAP if he is to attract members of (any) sex anytime soon!! Perhaps help from a LGBTQ member might help.
Oh, to hell with it the GOP is screwed! Boys will be Boys.
Sad to see that Pete Buttigieg is the victim of attacks from such cretins…yet it was foreseeable.